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The timeline in this video is all screwed up.
The presence of Bender raises some serious problems. Going off what we know from Equestria Girls, Friendship is Magic takes place roughly contemporaneously with present-day Earth. So how could Luna be prancing around behind Bender, a robot who wasn't even manufactured until the late 30th century? I find it very hard to believe that a robot JUST LIKE Bender would exist on the 21st-century Moon, making the EXACT SAME rant about theme parks with beer and hookers as his future counterpart.
Now, it's possible that this is a *clue*, cleverly inserted by the artist. Perhaps FiM really DOES take place far in the future? And the humans of Equestria Girls come in so many strange colors as the result of some post-apocalyptic nuclear mutations! MLP would not be the first seemingly innocent cartoon show to subtly reference a grim future for mankind.
Yet this explanation does not work, either! The video of the astronaut falling down comes from the Apollo 17 moon landing. That mission took place in December of 1972. Bender getting trapped on the moon occurred on the second of January, in the year 3000. AT BEST (assuming Lun was imprisoned the day of the Apollo 17 mission and released the day of the Moon Delivery, a statistically unlikely state of affairs), this gives us a gap of roughly 1,027 years between Luna hanging out with the Apollo 17 astronauts, and Luna prancing around behind Bender. But according to the official story, the story the mainstream media wants us to believe, Luna was imprisoned for EXACTLY 1000 years! That's TWENTY-SEVEN years too many!
Well, "a thousand and change," but that's a bit less dramatic. Really, after 27 years of waiting, Celestia decided that, you know what, she probably wouldn't be coming back THIS year, and took a much needed vacation to Saddle Arabia.
I have nothing to add other than saying that I love you guys.
My favorite Tiny Tim memory is the time he did a guest spot on some WWF show and Jake "The Snake" Roberts reinforced his heel cred by breaking Tim's ukelele. That monster.
I don't understand why there is a fandom of grown ass men for this show.
It's because the show is turning people into robosexuals. Thank Zorb it got canceled.
We need to find someone with front page privileges to post every single episode of Season 4 as they air.
I don't think Luna was really that happy-go-lucky while imprisoned on the moon.
If anypony is down with Tiny Tim, it's Pinkie Pie.
Really? I'd think Applejack and Rarity would be too uptight for Tiny Tim, plus Rarity would probably judge him for having yellow teeth.
They'd still be nice to him if he came to Equestria, though.
Actually I was just poking fun at the whole "too focused on favorites" deal some people have!
But in all seriousness. Pinkie AND Twilight would be the easiest to get along with Tiny Tim. Especially since Twilight has been around the friendship thing if you know what I mean.
Remember when poeTV accused everyone and everything of being autistic? Perhaps that was just a bit ahead of its time.
Seeing as I was recently diagnosed as Asperger's (as well as to coming to terms with it) I can accept this.
The rest of you, however, are out of luck.
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