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Desc:snicker snort giggles HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Category:Humor, Religious
Tags:Jesus, video games, Pat Robertson, sin, senile dementia
Submitted:Pillager
Date:08/05/13
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RocketBlender
Heh.
Heheheh.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
SteamPoweredKleenex
That's awfully Catholic of him. They really glommed onto that 'you have sinned in your heart' jazz, probably to give people something to say in confession.

So when he wishes the destruction of whole cities because he thinks they're sinful, isn't he guilty of mass genocide?
SolRo
as long as you kill in the name of christian god, it's not a sin!

Caminante Nocturno
So play the games in the name of Jesus. If using god's name justifies real-life actions, it can certainly do the same for imaginary ones.

I'm going to go fire up Manhunt. When I wrap a plastic bag around a skinhead's face and beat him to death as he suffocates, I'll just say "Jesus!" while doing it and my soul will remain clean.

Actually, Manhunt lets you use a microphone to lure people towards you, so I can totally incorporate that into the game.

Camonk
Oh christ SolRo's still around why did I get drunk and come back why haven't you idiots lynched him yet

Caminante Nocturno
Doesn't this argument mean that Pokemon makes evolution real? If not Pokemon, then certainly E.V.O.

If someone only goes halfway through creating a character before giving up and starting over, is that an abortion?

If you play a FPS set in a realistic war, should you be charged with treason for shooting your teammates? How would they tell actual treason apart from shitty playing? The same way they do when it happens in real life?

If you play Sim City, but you're real shit at it and you squander all of your money and everything gradually falls apart, are you obligated to join the GOP?

I've played a lot of dating sims. How much of my sensitivity to god have I lost from playing Yume Miru Kusuri more than once?
Nominal
Dating sims don't count as long as all the characters depicted are over the age of 18 ^_^

Sanest Man Alive
I'm probably qualified for something like a hundred Gitmos based on how many times I've played Sim City, gotten bored, and just plane-crashed my burb into a great flaming mess.

Gmork
Hell is an xbox live lobby you can't leave and the headset built into your skull.
Nikon
Sounds plausible.

SteamPoweredKleenex
Lies. XBoxes don't do well at room temperature, let alone ones ranked as "infernal."

For such falsehoods, you're condemned to Malebolge, the Ninth Red Ring of Death of Hell.

EvilHomer
Tropes Vs Christians. Send him moneys pls.
Mother_Puncher
A lot of stupid people still seem to think that age = wisdom but really they just talk out of their ass and always like to warp a topic to fit their idea of right and wrong. My mother's stepdaughter is apparently into anime, writes stupid fanfics and cosplays and shit. She had apparently been doing weird shit and told her boss's wife about a fanfic she found and thought it was some kind of note. Her boss's much older, Christian and racist wife took it upon herself to do "research" and told my mother that anime was part of some kind of sadistic cult where people wear black clothes and leashes, bite each other, pretend to be werewolves and have same sex orgies. I told my mother that there was nothing to be worried about because nobody who watches anime gets laid.
Camonk
Dude. Really? A paragraph? C'mon man this is Pat Robertson. Don't spend that kind of effort on him.

robotkarateman
Thank God there's nothing in the Bible about jumping on turtles.
memedumpster
Your soul, and God, are fictional characters, so obviously killing in video games is a sin, while all the killing Christians do in real life aren't considered real.
Chocolate Jesus
Choosing to live your life and spend your money in a virtual playground or epicurean daydream instead of working to support society, further god's plan, or bear witness to his divine providence IS a sin.

Go to the ant, you sluggard; consider its ways and be wise!
Gmork
The once and future king?

Chocolate Jesus
the bible dude

Camonk
Augh mono-channel audio augh augh augh right in my left ear what the fuck dude fuck's sake augh! Oh it stopped. And then Skeletor started talking about some dumb shit who cares. Five stars.
Old_Zircon
As a professional audio nerd it hurts me whenever someone calls stereo audio with one channel silent "mono."

It HURTS.

Camonk
I don't give a fuck, nerd. Any more than you guys give a fuck when I tell you that the "too/to" distinction isn't grammar.

So good. Glad it hurts. TAKE IT, BITCH.

Gmork
Zircon is cool and you are not. I'm qualified to make this assertion.

Quad9Damage
I actually feel bad for people who deny themselves their one chance at human life in order to avoid an imaginary cremation oven after they die.
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