I would give Jennifer Connelly the biggest double-dildo, Muppet orgy, Stranger mind-wipe of a pounding until I hit the hot spot enough times for nine blood diamonds.
Checkmate. I request a Jennifer Connelly week as my prize.
Go find a copy of "The Hot Spot"...they used to play it on cable all the time, came out in 1990 I think. Lots of Jennifer Connelly and Virgina Madsen titties. It was spank-material gold, before the Internet was around.