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Desc:Condums and counterceptives.
Category:Humor, Crime
Tags:condoms, daniel songer, shot in the eye
Submitted:TeenerTot
Date:08/08/13
Views:1317
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Comment count is 14
yogarfield - 2013-08-08
oh shit! i unsubbed from his channel because i thought he either was dead or went sane. 5 stars for hope, and for another maniac-high stream of videos before he crawls back into his joke-writing cave.
Pope Caius - 2013-08-08
He's the uncle who never stops slapping you on the back.
Siebenstein - 2013-08-08
From the comments:

"The next-door state must have heard that."

Is he homeless now?
Scrimmjob - 2013-08-08
Well, the condoms taped to his shirt suggest yes.

teethsalad - 2013-08-08
i remember in one of the videos he mentioned he was losing his house, so, it's possible

bongoprophet - 2013-08-08
Spikebravo has nothing on Daniel Songer, nothing.
EvilHomer - 2013-08-08
OK, Daniel, first off, we don't wear condoms when we're masturbating because they aren't necessary. Condoms perform two main functions: contraceptive, to help reduce the chances of an unwanted pregnancy, and preventative, to help reduce the chances of catching and transmitting STDs. Condoms are NOT worn to stop jizz from getting in your eyes.

Second, I have never blown a load in my own eyes. I have blown a load in many strange places before, but never in my eye. Nor have I ever taken someone else's load to the eye, although your experience in that area, I suspect, may differ. We do not know what it's like, Daniel, stop trying to be relatable.

Sweet condom necklace, though!
spikestoyiu - 2013-08-08
I have probably masturbated a million times and I have not even come close to jizzing in my own eye. I usually take away a few things from Dan's videos (sadness, etc), but this time, all I could think of was, "Does Daniel Songer wear a condom when he masturbates so that he stops ejaculating into his own eyes?"

poorwill - 2013-08-08
I have jizzed in my own eye once, but the experience wasn't so bad that I felt I needed to wear a condom to prevent it.

lotsmoreorcs - 2013-08-08
dad?
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-08-08
He's great in Breaking Bad.
1394 - 2013-08-09
I wonder what Daniel's ex-wife has to say about this video.
Jet Bin Fever - 2013-08-09
As always, I am entertained.
Comeuppance - 2013-08-09
At first, his jokes were painfully bad - but now he doesn't even have intelligible jokes. He just yells and moves around a lot, moving from subject to subject without pause or cohesion.

He's like Dane Cook with dementia.
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