the eye of the jank-jawed, weasel-throated, bald and talentless fuckwit who will not go away.. um i mean tiger.
|The Great Hippo |
Oh, Jesus. Did some fake-agent scam him? Or did some real agent take a look at all of his videos and mistake him for one of the greatest method actors of all time?
5-starred in anticipation of finding out.
Agents used to be in short supply but now they are a dime a dozen.
I was working with an agent for a reenactment I was directing, and he asked to represent me as an actor. I do not act and never have.
If this man somehow makes millions, we all know he wont see a dime of it. He is ripe for exploitation, even begging for it. Hell, look at us.
He can already taste those meaty leading man parts in his mouth.
I truly, sincerely hope he makes it big. Real big. Like, summer blockbuster, IMAX 3D, E! celebrity gossip, McDonalds-toys-tie-ins big.
Hollywood fucking deserves it.
My favourite exhibit. Better than Chris-chan.
THIS GUY I'M PAYING MONEY TO IS DOING HIS JOB FOR ME JUST LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO WHEN HE'S GETTING PAID FOR IT.
|Adham Nu'man |
Wait, I thought he wasn't doing Corky anymore.
His smugness needs a real solid industrial style prison ass reaming.
|Miss Henson's 6th grade class |
Started at "insufferably smug" but ended up at "incredibly creepy."
|Jet Bin Fever |
This video made me simultaneously feel better about myself and worse about the world.
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