the eye of the jank-jawed, weasel-throated, bald and talentless fuckwit who will not go away.. um i mean tiger.

Oh, Jesus. Did some fake-agent scam him? Or did some real agent take a look at all of his videos and mistake him for one of the greatest method actors of all time?

5-starred in anticipation of finding out.

If this man somehow makes millions, we all know he wont see a dime of it. He is ripe for exploitation, even begging for it. Hell, look at us.

He can already taste those meaty leading man parts in his mouth.

I truly, sincerely hope he makes it big. Real big. Like, summer blockbuster, IMAX 3D, E! celebrity gossip, McDonalds-toys-tie-ins big.

Hollywood fucking deserves it.

My favourite exhibit. Better than Chris-chan.

THIS GUY I'M PAYING MONEY TO IS DOING HIS JOB FOR ME JUST LIKE HE'S SUPPOSED TO WHEN HE'S GETTING PAID FOR IT.



WINNING.

Wait, I thought he wasn't doing Corky anymore.

His smugness needs a real solid industrial style prison ass reaming.

Started at "insufferably smug" but ended up at "incredibly creepy."

This video made me simultaneously feel better about myself and worse about the world.