Old_Zircon - 2013-08-11 Not all that cybernet stuff.
Jack Dalton - 2013-08-11 "Dear Peter and Dasha Jamison:
Glad you are enjoying the Internet. Sorry you have stupid friends. Now stop emailing me for fuck's sake. Please.
Racketeer - 2013-08-11 "The first thing that you need to know is that the Internet is amazing and it's changing every day"
That's about right.
BHWW - 2013-08-11 Soon you'll be jammin' in cyberspace like a real console cowboy, at least after we finally get the Direct Neural Interface skull-socket prototype ironed out.
Oscar Wildcat - 2013-08-11 Or perhaps you'll be learning how to make cartoon horse vaginas out of an empty soda bottle and a can of WD-40. Who could have imagined that back in '95.
kingofthenothing - 2013-08-11 I couldn't watch this whole thing, I had to skip around.
Is it just me or does the kid in the green shirt look like he's not that far from crying in every scene he's in?
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-08-12 He desperately wants to tell his friends about the dangers of Internet blackmail and how he fell in with a heroin dealer posing as Console Cowboy the Happiest Cowboy in the World, but he's just...too ashamed.
StanleyPain - 2013-08-11 This is totally radical! I can cybermessage all my cool data-friends and have a downloadably good time cruising the digital highways and e-chatting with compu-folks!
dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-08-11 I feel like I'm finally ready to jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace, thanks to this video.
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-08-12 "I'm a dumb woman so I'll just let my husband invest for me, and little Peter is just a whiz but I'll just introduce my daughter to recipes because what does she need to learn anything for?"