|The God of Biscuits |
"Throughout history, in every continent... we see dragons are portrayed as lethal predators..."
If by "every continent" you mean Europe.
And 5 stars for all the rest of the stupidity. I especially like the ending, where creationist author of the day basically says that if dragons don't exist then all this is bullshit, with an entirely straight face.
Jet Bin Fever
Actually, despite the other bullshit, there were large lizards depicted on each continent. Quetzalcoatl for example in the Americas or all the 3 and 5 clawed Asian dragons. Though the depiction is really different in each case.
I'm not siding with the guy, mind you.
Jet Bin Fever
well Quetzalcoatl was more of a bird thing, but you know what I mean.
The Babylonians used dragons to enslave the Jews, who then used dragons to open banks, who then used dragons to get Obama elected.
Dragons are fucking everywhere, and evil.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I see The Onion is using a new watermark.
Every day, I feel stronger and stronger in my belief that Christians shouldn't be offended when I say their religion is ridiculous.
Congrats, you just made Jack Chick's explantion of dragons look less stupid http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/1038/1038_01.asp
All religion sounds this stupid to me.
Also, if there's room, this could use an "Eric Hovind" tag.
There is absolutely no reason to watch this, but if you're a trainwreck masochist, here's the full version.
Someone call up Christian Bale and Matthew Mcconaughey, cause if we're going to officially acknowledge Christian beliefs as mythology, we'd better have some experienced dragon slayers on hand just in case they're right.
Why thirteen times? Why in the book of revelations?
|Shoebox Joe |
I think there should be an active tag of "ONN?"
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