|Urkel Forever |
Needs an "Enjoy the Go" tag.
|infinite zest |
As she awoke one morning from a bad case of the shits, she found herself transformed on the toilet into a gigantic bear
She thought back on her family with deep emotion and love. Her conviction that he would have to shit was, if possible, even firmer than her brother's. She remained in this state of empty and peaceful reflection until the tower clock struck three in the morning. She still saw that outside the window everything was beginning to grow light. Then, without her consent, her head sank down to the floor, and from her asshole streamed her last weak shit.
The bear family just wants to know why people keep cornering them and asking about their toilet habits.
Turns out that Papa Bear gave his credit card number to some rather unorthodox websites.
One night, K dreamt that his most profound private thoughts were being used to sell toilet paper, with anthropomorphized bears.
Bears that love to shit. By God do they love to shit.
|The Mothership |
Stars for all the comments so far, and all the rest to come.
|Billy the Poet |
"Does a bear read Kafka while shitting in the woods?"
"No... almost certainly not."
|Mister Yuck |
Just say poop already you stupid commercial. You're talking about poop, just say the word poop. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.
|Spaceman Africa |
Nobody puts this much emphasis on taking a shit
that kind of comment is why YOU are not in the ASS TISSUE BUSINESS, BUDDY!
I DO like to poo. There, I said it. Now give me the damn toilet paper!
1 in 4 straight Kentucky males fetishize their shit behavior with love and devotion far beyond this commercial.
I wish I was making that up, my god how I wish.
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