Is this really from WikiHow? God, I love WikiHow. It's one of the last habitats for Grade A Organic Crazies left in our post-Geocities world.
My personal favorite WikiHow is "How to Start Liking Dragons".
The tips are great! Also, "How to Become Obsessed with Unicorns (or Other Mythical Creatures)"
Other steps not mentioned:
Develop horrific facial acne
Go for days without bathing
Behave like a hyperactive 12-year old and be defiantly proud of it.
Sleep with a body pillow (dakimakura) that has an anime girl/boy on the cover.
Pepper your daily conversations with badly translated Japanese words.
Refer to your anime posters as, "wall scrolls".
Adopt customs that make no sense outside of Japan. For example, saying "Itadakimasu" (kind of sounds like, "eat the doggy moss) before meals.
Live on a diet of Ramune, Pocky and Cup Noodles.
Sign up for E-Hentai and play their shitty text-based MUD, Hentaiverse, for days on end in order to rack up enough credits to download their gallery archives, only to discover that they've banned lolicon doujin, so you've wasted your time.
Finally, shoot yourself in the face.
He sounds so enthusiastic.
|pyslexic dharmacist |
Wait, we have to actually watch anime to be a fan of it? I knew there was a reason I kept losing all those ultimate fan contests....
|Jet Bin Fever |
Why would anyone want to latch onto such a depressingly horrible fandom? I thought things like this and Sonic and Ponies and other horrible lifestyles were something that people were forced by sexual fetish and madness into, not by conscious choice.
Didn't you hear? Fandom Is A Way Of Life!
Fandom is way for making up for your lack of personality and inability to come up with your own tastes/opinions etc.
You don't choose ponies. Ponies choose you.
I have here a list of ways you are allowed to like things, and some of you aren't going to like what's on it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
If you were really who you claim to be, you'd know to call yourself an 'otaku' instead of an anime fan.
Get this piece of SHIT out of my face!
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