|Cockmaster Flash |
It takes a special video to compel me to google your name + "sex offender" to ensure you're not registered in my neighborhood.
Congratulations, Timothy Gregory.
|Killer Joe |
Here's what one blogger wrote about how the Japanese view anime fans:
"The only adults who really get into [anime] (referred to as otaku) are usually perceived by the media as overweight, unwashed weirdos who are probably child molesters."
Having a list of lolicon (Lolita complex) females as the ones you'd like to have sex with, it's helping.
why can't he just say "masturbate to" i mean does he think they are real?
Within 30 seconds, he went back on his "have sex with" stance.
It's good, but it's no Sonic Females Countdown.
Oh, I don't think anything is ever going to measure up to that. That was a once in a lifetime event.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I think the phrase "have sex with" is creepy, so I'm going to use the phrase "pin against the wall" instead.
It may sound creepy, until you realize that all of his sexual education comes from posters.
NOW THAT YOU'VE SEEN MY CHOICES, LET'S HEAR YOURS.
You should know what to do.
I don't know if Chrysalis would be in my top ten, but ever since I first saw her, I've been wondering what it'd be like to bang one of those Swiss-cheese holes.
I bet it'd be cold, scratchy, and mucusy, like fucking a partially caramelized slug. But in a good way.
Here's my own personal list. I don't want a harem; if I had to pick just one anime girl to live with for the rest of my days, it'd be one of the candidates on this list. And Akiha is tops.
Tohno Akiha from Tsukihime
I really am impressed by her loyalty, and I appreciate both her tough nature and her dark wit. I also don't mind having a girlfriend who could beat my ass seven days from Sunday. She's also very cultured with a great education, so she's someone I'm intellectually attracted to as well as physically attracted to. The idea of living in her family manor with her and the maids also seems pleasing.
Side note: Caminante, would Akiha qualify as a tsundere (someone who has a strict exterior who also seems sharp-tongued but is in reality very loving)?
Saber or Sakura from Fate Stay Night
In Saber's case, I like her nobility and her total commitment to her ideals. Sakura is someone whom I think needs to be loved for who she is, especially in the light of her tragic past.
Hoshino Ruri from Martian Successor Nadesico
I like the idea of a nerd girlfriend, and Ruri is fun to talk to. Her deadpan delivery is also amusing.
Izumi Konata from Lucky Star
We both enjoy the same games and shows. It'd be nice to spend time with someone like that. I also admire her for her cooking skills.
Furude Rika from Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni.
I like Rika's maturity and wisdom, and she is very cute. Despite how she looks, she is actually hundreds of years old, so she has a very wise perspective on the universe. She's so adorable I want to take her home.
Evangeline A.K. McDowell from Mahou Sensei Negima. I enjoy her dark sense of humor and I know I'd become a stronger person by associating with her. This character is a little on the dark side, but I'd love her to be my wife and personal trainer.
Rabi en Rose from Digi Charat.
Despite the many high-class ladies, wise older women, and powerful champions on this list, I would include Rabi En Rose for the following reason: she's funny and she makes me laugh.
and finally, Shinku or Suigintou from Rozen Maiden. I love Shinku's personality and sense of aesthetics, and I wouldn't mind her bossing me around.
Suigintou is a bit like Sakura (earlier in the list) because she's someone that has not been given enough love. Unlike Sakura, who is naturally very cheerful and giving (except when she is taken over by Angra Mainyu in Heaven's Feel) , Suigintou has a lot of bitterness and anger over being abandoned in an uncomplete state by her father. I'm not sure how completely she'd recover from her own grief, but I'd like to help if I can.
That's a good list, asian hick!
Mine is far from definitive, and is subject to change on at least a weekly basis. A lot depends on whether our data set is to include "special cases", like multi-national series (such as Inspector Gadget) or video game girls who've also appeared in anime tie-ins (my list of Top 10 Game Girls is FAR more contentious than my list of Top 10 Anime Girls, and must be broken down into individual genres and series if we are to have any hope of sorting it all out). An additional problem, which should be of interest to academics, is that the data set is prone to periodic corruption, because sometimes I forget about certain girls. I'd estimate that the margin of error is +/- 2 spaces for each of the girls I have listed, except for my first pick, whose position at the top of my harem is constant, stable, and beyond question. Some of my colleagues may find this margin of error to be unacceptable, but I challenge them to do better.
For the purposes of this particular list, I will consider only girls who are found primarily in anime, and I will restrict myself to no more than two members of the Sailor Scouts. Otherwise I'd probably just fill it up with the Inner Senshi.
10. Deunan Knute - Appleseed
The number ten spot spot is really hard to give out - who makes the cut? Should it be Alita? (she's a robot though, so, technically speaking, not a GIRL) Should it be Natsumi from Jungle de Ikou? (AMAZING tits, but is she still considered a ten year old after her transformation?) Maybe it should go to Noriko Takaya? (but I've already got a mecha pilot on the list) What about Urd, Pink, Yokho, Lady Kayura, or Kaori? So many choices! I give the tenth spot to Deunan, because I feel that cyberpunk girls are tragically under-represented in the rest my list. Plus, she reminds of Rebecca Chambers, who's been standing at the number one spot on my Top 10 Resident Evil Girls list for more than a decade.
9. A-Ko - Project A-Ko
She's one of the reasons I got into tough-yet-girly lesbians. Her series was great, and the fan service was at once generous yet tasteful; A-Ko knew how to show off just enough skin to keep you drooling, yet not so much that it became vulgar. Truly a class act.
8. Yoko Littner - Gurren Lagann
Do I really need to defend this choice? Gurren Lagann is one of the few post-90s animes I genuinely enjoyed, and Yoko is smoking hot.
7. Ryomou Shimei - Ikki Tousen
Like the unholy union between Sailor Mercury, Gogo Yubari, and Amazing Nurse Nanako, what's not to like? Please note that, while Ikki Tousen has a TON of fine anime girls (possibly the best overall selection since Sailor Moon), I'm limiting myself to only one Vixen here, because to be honest I'd find it a LITTLE weird to be banging the female reincarnation of Guan Yu or Sun Ce.
6. Chocolate Misu - Sorceror Hunters
NOSE BLEED. I haven't watched a single episode of Sorceror Hunters in my life, but GOD DAMN. Nazi chic done right! I'm only interested in the suspenders version, though. The censored one can get the hell off my list.
5. Saeko Busujima - HotD
She looks like Rarity, she speaks like Fluttershy, and she fights like Rainbow Dash. What more need be said? She's absolutely perfect, and it's too bad the show only got one season.
4. Ami Mizuno - Sailor Moon
Sailor Mercury is cute, that I won't deny. She's also got a really nice personality, and I can totally see why the Sailor Moon fan community, as a whole, considers her to be the most bangable Sailor Scout. But she's NOT the most bangable Sailor Scout, and she loses points due to the bitterness and resentment I feel over the doujin community's focus on her over Usagi. So that's why she's only number 4.
3. Jessie - Pokemon
I never really got into Pokemon, but I would like to get into Jessie, in a manner of speaking. She's got a really sexy character design, like Jessica Rabbit as envisioned by the Megaman Universe, and there's something about that ruthless corporate-gangsta attitude of hers. Mrrrppph.
2. Akane and Nabiki Tendo - Ranma 1/2
I list them both in the same entry because it's hard to decide. Akane and her sister perfectly embody the classic good girl/ bad girl duality. The Madonna and the Whore, the wife and the mistress, the Fluttershy and the Pinkie Pie. Which to pick, the eternal dilemma. I'd probably go with both at the same time, and then I'd dump one of them into the Spring of Drowned Girl so I could transform her into Ranma-Chan at my leisure.
1. Usagi Tsukino - Sailor Moon
Wonko the Sane
When plaid_knight pulled this bullshit back on poe, he was hounded 'till he left the site in shame, and the world was just a little bit brighter for it. It's a testament for just how far downhill the community has deteriorated in to banal creepiness that you and asian hick can air out your pedophilia here.
I hope you commit suicide before the inevitable sexual assaults begin.
This really is pretty depressing.
I'm sorry, Wonko. I know you're usually a chipper ray of sunshine. I didn't mean to bring you down, or ruin any memories you might have had of a time back before PoE was a morass of insanity and sadness.
I wasn't always like this. It didn't really start until three years back, when my fiance left me. We'd been together since high school, and we were planning on getting married as soon as I came home from the military. I timed my exit date so I'd be done right around the time she finished her Masters degree. It's a classic story, you guys know it goes. Military relationships, they always end in tears and a month-long period of time in which you can't remember anything besides waking up one morning on a motel-room floor with a hole in your jaw.
But I'm not bitter. Now she's off in California, dating a guy who owns a mid-sized software company, and I'm in a happy and totally fulfilling relationship with Rainbow Dash. Really, it worked out just fine for the both of us!
Now look what you've done, Wonko! If the terrorists get their 76 virgins, would you begrudge our heros a poke at the consenting cartoon horse vagina of their choosing? I THINK NOT!
Wonko the Sane
haha, she dumped you sorry ass for jacking it to children's cartoons, didn't she?
Can anyone blame her?
Hey we hounded zerdzer until that guy left, so we're doing something right.
OK, I'll be Mahalia Jackson here...
"HOMIE! TELL US ABOUT THE DREAM, HOMIE! TELL US ABOUT THE DREAM!".
I've been operating under the assumption that these are "characters" and summarily ignoring it.
On one hand, folks here be talking about cartoons they want to fuck.
On the other hand, Wonko thinks that the Portal of Evil was somehow uphill somewhere.
The PoE brand used to mean something, way back in the Gonterforce days.
Jet Bin Fever
EvilHomer is definitely one of the creepiest posters here. He puts a shit ton of effort into these long postings on insane pony stuff or anime or whatever it is. I hope it's an act is all I want to say, and not some genuine John Holmes Motherfucker level of perversion.
I agree with Jet in that EvilHomer needs to learn the fine art of brevity.
Maybe he means like in a shrunken submarine to remove a life-threatening blood clot?
Hard hitting talk.
Five stars, did not watch.
Five stars for "Perverted old man voice"
|Jet Bin Fever |
I have only heard of one of those shows, and I have never even watched it. I feel ashamed in retrospect for actually liking anime at one point, even if it meant at the time Lupin, Golgo 13, and shit.
He has...an entire playlist made up of this shit.
If I can say one thing about Timothy Gregory, he has made me feel a lot better about myself. Even when I was 14 I wasn't this sad.
"People who use their real names on Youtube."
I think it's hilarious that YT is now offering the option to switch to real names as part of the "forced into Google+ package."
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