memedumpster What Richard Simmons doesn't realize is that the whole world would have immediately accepted this from him in, like, 1982.
Rodents of Unusual Size I get so incredibly depressed whenever he does interviews. He is so sexually repressed he has probably never had sex. Howard Stern has talked with him at length trying to get him to be okay with his orientation.
Although, this is definitely a step forward for him...
jangbones I remember Stern theorizing that he was asexual