She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie...

That's numberwang!

"Why don't you come down here and we're going to shoot a pilot..." At that moment, ambitious teleplay writer Howie Leberman punched out, calling it a night, took a huge line of cocaine up his nose, and reflected on how he was a genius and everybody would come to know him as a master of comedy.

That lady is an absolute would, gentlemen.

"Chuck Barris" tag would be nice.

This is like a bad dream. Everything about it is like a dream.