SolRo - 2013-08-30 It's not "today's kids" it's everyone when in middleschool. Except before we didn't have the Internet to broadcast and permanently record our hormone-driven stupidity.
This will haunt him through all of highschool
FABIO - 2013-08-30 Kids are going to be able to see their grandparents as embarrassing teenagers in glorious HD.
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-08-30 At least the lackey had the foresight to slap on a gorilla mask
Old_Zircon - 2013-08-30 When I was in middle school you could still by the good bubblegum cigarettes that had paper and blew confectioner's sugar smoke, we didn't need this.
I suddenly feel old.
Raggamuffin - 2013-08-30 Good. They will need something to entertain themselves since they will be so busy working as slaves in the asteroid diamond mines for the cyborg overlords that the children of todays wealthy class will have converted themselves into.
STABFACE - 2013-08-30 I got all excited that they were going to set plastic and sugar on fire and breathe it in and die a few years earlier than malnutrition would have got them anyway.
Each star represents a distinct and unique layer of my profound disappointment.
Old_Zircon - 2013-08-30 I haven't seen enough "how to smoke smarties" videos to make an unqualified statement, but based on those I've seen I would say that this has a real chance of being the Citizen Kane of "how to smoke smarties" videos.
Bootymarch - 2013-08-30 I remember in sixth grade there was this ghetto kid in my class named trey who would crush up and snort white smarties on the lunch table.
simon666 - 2013-08-30 I remember in fifth grade there was this white kid who smashed up chalk and sniffed it off his desk with a straw from the cafeteria.. There was this other white kid who put a paperclip into the wall socket and got zapped pretty well without the teacher noticing.
Toenails - 2013-08-30 Can I interest you guys in some HYPER SUGAR???
Basically, it was some kool aid and sugar that you snorted up your nose while in middle school.