It's not "today's kids" it's everyone when in middleschool. Except before we didn't have the Internet to broadcast and permanently record our hormone-driven stupidity.
Good. They will need something to entertain themselves since they will be so busy working as slaves in the asteroid diamond mines for the cyborg overlords that the children of todays wealthy class will have converted themselves into.
I got all excited that they were going to set plastic and sugar on fire and breathe it in and die a few years earlier than malnutrition would have got them anyway.
Each star represents a distinct and unique layer of my profound disappointment.
I haven't seen enough "how to smoke smarties" videos to make an unqualified statement, but based on those I've seen I would say that this has a real chance of being the Citizen Kane of "how to smoke smarties" videos.
I remember in fifth grade there was this white kid who smashed up chalk and sniffed it off his desk with a straw from the cafeteria.. There was this other white kid who put a paperclip into the wall socket and got zapped pretty well without the teacher noticing.