|Oscar Wildcat - 2013-08-29 |
"It's _not_ a bra, it's a tactical assault vest!"
|Sexy Duck Cop - 2013-08-29 |
Of course he's not gonna hit anything dual-wielding like that. You have to dive sideways for it to be even remotely accurate.
Unless you're from Hong Kong, then you dive forward for no apparent reason.
|StanleyPain - 2013-08-29 |
I think my favorite gun-technique-I-borrowed-from-the-movies thing is firing guns sideways so that the ejected shell goes right in your face! (or crotch)
|Raggamuffin - 2013-08-29 |
The world seems full of gun people who go on about this sort of thing, but is this actually something that anyone doesn't know?
When was the last time anyone saw a movie with duel wielding guns in it anyway?
Everyday carry dipshits routinely think that carrying think that packing two smaller guns for "dual wielding" is better then one decent weapon you're good with.
Sexy Duck Cop
Okay Mr. White, but if we have, like, two guns, doesn't that double our chances, yo? As in mathematically?
I've seen some real dopes attempt dual weilding in real life a couple of times, usually at a gun range.
In one case it was at this range where some dude in his twenties dressed like an emo kid, complete with a bowl cut and his Che T-shirt wearing pal showed up with a pump-action 20-gauge and emptied it as fast as he could into a silhouette target literally 3 yards away. Then, about ten minutes later, he emptied a couple of pistols, one in each hand (a CZ-75 and and a Smith & Wesson Sigma) at a target like 5 yards away and he missed very, very badly. The range safety officer really flipped out at him.
|mon666ster - 2013-08-29 |
It may not help you to shoot two separate targets, no. But if you are looking to unload an obscene amount of bullets into one guy, dual wielding works just fine. Or so I'm told.
|chumbucket - 2013-08-29 |
When you're doing it in slow mo, flying through a window and doves flying everywhere, it's waaaaay easier.
|Meerkat - 2013-08-29 |
|Senator_Unger - 2013-08-29 |
Who gave that Canadian guns, eh?
|kingofthenothing - 2013-08-30 |
What if I'm ambidextrous and cockeyed?
|William Burns - 2016-07-18 |
It was at 1337 views till I ruined it. Sorry.
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