can someone transcribe the audio i was too busy jerking it
considering the fact that i'm drunk, and just got back from living in holland for 2 years... has anyone experienced the dutch concept of the shit-shelf? Basically there is a shelf that your shit hits that dutch people explain is for "examination purposes." I know a lot of you have been to asia and seen worse toilet atrocities, but this one is SO SPECIfIC and weird... this is like the opposite spectrum of that. Rectumps is an anagram of spectrum.
Asian stand-up/squat toilets are actually the only popular style of toilet that isn't horribly unhealthy to use. We didn't evolve to do it sitting. People in Southeast Asia think Westerners are filthy because we share toilet seats.
I had the pleasure of using on of these, in an ancient water closet, at a rundown hostel in Amsterdam. I never got an explanation as to why i was shitting on a plate, and then watching a wave of water push it into a hole.
you nailed the description i was trying to get at. Never flush while you're still sitting unless you want shit mist all over your ass. (and then you bike everywhere)
I've been told the shit shelf is a thing in (surprise surprise) Germany as well.
i didn't mean to shit on asian toilet practices, I know the sitting position is bad for your bowels.... i was more thinking about the wiping practices in india
This what you were describing? Really, the squat-hole makes a lot more sense to me than this thing.
Jet Bin Fever
Any toilet is relatively sanitary compared to the keyboard you're typing on right now.
that's the one! they pride themselves for it, seriously. I got into a debate with a guy at an art opening for like an hour about why it really doesn't need to exist.
oh my god this poor actress
I think she can probably make out like a bandit in the horror and exploitation circuits. Straight to the top of the DVD pile baby!!
Not really my kind of humor, but I do think making light of the whole situation was the absolute best route to go when marketing something like this.
Also, would, as long as she can avoid making poop jokes the entire time.
Humans are a worthless animal.
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Environmentalists hate this one old world tip. Courtesy flushes.
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