can we stop doing these prolapse videos
Fleshlight of the Elder Gods.
I knew never to trust those ham hams, the super smash bros music at the end was unfitting though.
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Go for the eyes, Boo!
hamsters are the shit though. I totalled a car because of one. It sucks when they get wet tail and then keep eating their bacteria ridden shit in an endless cycle and cause themselves to die. Also one time another hamster had gotten out of her habitrail and I looked everywhere for it knowing a roommate had put out mouse poison, Found it in the bathroom completely relieved that it was ok. I put her back in the habitrail and then opened it up after a few hours to check on her, and i found nightmare blue pellets stacked in her sleeping space, she had them in her cheeks. I fucking panicked again, bleached the shit out of the thing, put her back in, but she died a few days later from horrible dehydration and internal hemorrhaging. (rat/mouse poison is the most evil and inhumane way of dealing with pests)
they're definitely the best way to teach your kids about death too
"I totaled a car because of one."
See, without elaboration, we're left to our own imaginations as to why you crashed your car because of a hamster. Unless you clear things up, we're probably going to assume that you were experiencing a sudden bout of rectal discomfort.
HAHAAAA the anticipation of a reply like yours is why i didn't elaborate on that story. It's not that interesting, funfortunately. I had a habitrail with my hamster Blanche strapped into the passenger seat. She started making some really strange noises as i got off an exit during thanksgiving weekend and when i looked up after checking out what she was doing, i looked back at the road and realized everyone in front of me was stopped dead and i was going 25 mph still. Smacked into a crappy ford which took no damage but my car ducked because of how much it weighed and the girl i hit's rear fender smashed directly into my radiator and engine. she drove away and i was towed to the dump.
btw dont think i'm glossing over the fact that i endangered a woman's life over a hamster, that was mad shitty, but accidents are accidents
no sir, this is alcohol talking if anything. Or else mania from not being high. I was in amsterdam smoking a gram + per day and now nothing, so you could maybe call it a honeymoon mania period
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