|Mister Yuck |
Obamacare's gonna pay for a colonoscopy? Awesome! Sign me up!
Also, what does it even mean to opt-out of Obamacare? Their website is no help.
The problem isn't the free colonoscopy. Clearly that's great, especially if there's a family history. The problem is that, forever reason, ObamaCare mandates that doctors perform it while wearing these giant, cumbersome Uncle Sam masks. It really makes very little sense.
Can I have one of the Washington Nationals mascots perform my colonoscopy? I'd want Teddy Roosevelt to do it. Seriously, if I could get a free colonoscopy from a mascot, sign me up.
Jet Bin Fever
You have to be asleep for a colonoscopy. This is just a simple prostate palpation, I bet. It takes about 15-30seconds and can save a man's life. THANKS OBAMA, YOU JERK.
Fine then. Can I have Teddy Roosevelt feel my prostate?
I am presently storyboarding a PSA where old white Republicans break into a poor black family's home, rape their underage daughter after killing her father while her mother watches, and then force feed the mother and daughter feces out their own asses until they choke to death. They then set up a cross, a Bible, and finger each other in the ass while worshipping Jesus and begging for the deaths of all the Jews, Muslims, gays, and all others not raping, praying, and white. At some point, they begin eating the corpses of the people they just raped and murdered, all while singing hymns. When this is finished, they pick up power drills and hollow out their frontal cortices while fucking a high speed blender.
It's called : Love Matters to God.
That sounds more like the a preview of the 2016 Republican National Convention.
I love how Republicans can't even see the irony in putting out this film while so many GOPers have supported mandatory vaginal ultrasound probes for women across the country should they seek an abortion.
Cherry Pop Culture
It's okay for women to have to put up with invasive medical procedures and not men because of the sin of Eve and all that jazz.
Man, if only the GOP had a viable Alternative...
I just want to point out, because it doesn't get pointed out enough, that the "you can never trust the government" bullshit only exists because it benefits the ruling class; specifically, it helps them dismantle it. You shouldn't trust the government, but that's because you shouldn't trust anything. As individual entities go, the government is actually pretty great.
Also that, no matter how much inefficiency and corruption there is, at least government is built on the basis on helping people.
Private enterprise is built for the sole purpose of taking as much as possible while providing as little as possible in return.
|Jet Bin Fever |
The Republican platform is Pro-cancer! Great!
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