How is there not a "cats being assholes" tag?
Come for the mess, stay for the toxoplasmosis.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
CATS: Nature's Assholes or Professional Physicists?
'Get this shit off MY table'
Fast as you put it up, I can knock it off, believe it, human.
Oh, and they left off the fat guy getting hit in the head with a computer monitor by a cat.
|Mr. Purple Cat Esq. |
Why would you want a thing that does that in your house!!??
Also its cute how crap their fine motor control looks, I'm guessing cus their forepaws are designed to optimise lightning fast clawing of rodents and not delicate work.
|Binro the Heretic |
"Fuck your pen. Fuck your pills. Fuck your beverage. Fuck your cellphone and FUCK YOU."
"because fuck you" would work, and could be used all over the place.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Parrots do this as well, except with them the malice behind it is blatant.
No, parrots will often crush the object with their beaks before dropping them.
|Innocent Bystander |
Looks like saying "no" to your cat is really working for you.
|Koda Maja |
Yeah... I'm sure they're going to stop when you keep reacting like it's some sort of fucking game.
One time when my sister was changing one of my nieces on the table the cat was up there and she turned her back for JUST ONE SECOND.
|Robin Kestrel |
Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder and chaos. Now take this empty glass; here it is, peaceful, serene, boring. But if it is destroyed... Look at all these little things! So busy now! Notice how each one is useful. A lovely ballet ensues, so full of form and color!
In the early days the Internet was all about porn. Now the Internet is all about cat videos. Progress?
All hail the god of gravity!
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