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Desc:Nick 'Spike' Bravo threatens to kill himself
Category:Stunts, Humor
Tags:Shotgun, suicide, drama queen, spikebravo, nick bravo
Submitted:Cocheese
Date:09/24/13
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Comment count is 28
Ursa_minor
It's also your weirdo voice, dude.

He won't kill himself.
Scrimmjob
I don't think they make a violin small enough for this asshole.

yogarfield
he can probably take it if you cram it hard enough.

American Standard
GOODBYE TO ALL MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOREVER

So does this mean he's done pretending to be wealthy and successful? What happened to house-flipping or acting or "business meetings" or whatever he claimed was making him a fortune, lately? He was gloating and flashing a fat stack of cash last I saw. I assumed that was either A) All the money he had in the world or B) Someone else's money.

Also, his little breakdowns are becoming more frequent than before.
Burnov
Dude, why are you not keeping up on these developments on the Corky forum?

Corky.happyforever.com

As usual Nick is all deception and subterfuge, when Nick suddenly appeared to have money and a line on a lucrative business, it was all a ruse.

Nick's friend Tim, who has been helping Nick for some time now basically brought Nick in on the whole house flipping thing as a "favor" to him.

They split the money, about 100k apiece, and instead of Nick doing something beneficial for himself and his future with that money, he spent half of it on a brand new mustang convertible, bought guns, moved into a furnished house, lots of alcohol, and god knows what else.

To put it lightly, he utterly squandered the money, and there was a video awhile back of Nick and Tim, and Tim was basically unimpressed with how little the influx of money positively influenced his life.

Instead Nick became pompous and more arrogant than ever. Tim only did it as a favor to Nick as he thought Nick had a bad shake in life.

Nick, very foolishly thought that Tim would simply include him in the real estate deals simply because he was Nick, not so long as there was promise that Nick was going to undergo some positive, life changing metamorphosis.

Now he's almost entirely out of money, Tim has grown tired of his antics, and he's left without anyone to bail him out.

So yes, technically the only reason he had any money is because of the squandered charity of another person.

He has starred in a student film, but that shit don't pay the bills.

BiggerJ
A student film? We thought it wsa an ad!

Aelric
100K? Really? I wind up stuck in a foreign country working for peanuts with dreams of getting my fiancee and I back home and established with the modest goal of 10K and this dumbfuck squanders 100K on total bullshit? Please, do kill yourself. It's the final act of selfishness in a life of misery you richly deserved.

Can't believe I felt bad for this kid. Hope he chooses drowning.

EvilHomer
You see this? You know what this is? This is called "capital". It's the stuff you use to buy yourself toys. Just don't forget to blow so much of it that you put yourself into debt, because that's important, too. You know, because Ayn Rand or something.

Burnov
Yes, everyone was pretty much astonished that Nick has piled through nearly 100k in about a year.

Nick's movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HipqrgJ5TFE

Oh and the icing on the cake?

Most people are fairly certain he did not set aside enough money to pay the taxes on it.

Which means he's going to be wanted to the tune of some 30+ thousand dollars.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Aelric, I'm working overseas and I have spent over 10K of my earnings on my student loan debt. I consider that an investment towards my future. As well as working in Asia, getting job experience that is actually valuable, trying to gain better computer skills while I'm here...

And reading this thread literally just makes me want to vomit. I can't watch this video but good heavenly fuck, this nauseates me. I have always given 100% to every job I have ever had, whether it be shitty or not. I AM proud of that. This man is an utter parasitical mess unable to learn from anything. Arisophanes was right when he said:

'Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever."

And never is that more true than with this spoiled piece of shit. If I had the opportunity he has had I would fucking use it, save the money as much as possible, make it really, really last, use the experience to make connections, continue to try to improve myself in whatever way I could, maybe make a few investments after consulting with a financial adviser.

I just cannot fathom being this lazy, ignorant, and self destructive.

Burnov
In all fairness it would have been very useful "capital" if he invested it wisely in his future instead of getting a fucking agent, thousands of dollars on Tony Robbins motivational bullshit, this fucking demo reel that cost more than 1k as I recall:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwJ-Q95O8Ig

Basically, if he had used even a fraction of what he had spent on a car, to go back to school and possibly some psychiatric help, he wouldn't be a raging alcoholic with no marketable job skills and a narcissistic entitlement complex.

Somewhere on the forum I actually found out that years ago Nick wrote a short story about how his "true lover" would manifest in the form of a mustang convertible, and it was his "birth right".

I can't find it right now, but a lot of people speculate that's why he made such a foolish purchase.

That and he has a massive inferiority complex.

Hooker
I was starting to feel a little bad for mocking him on YouTube (the second time I've ever done that; the first was that "giving up Taco Bell until abortion ends" video), but I could support myself for like ten fucking years on 100k pre-tax, so fuck him.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
How the fuck does this world work?

A). How do I find a friend who will take me under his wing and help me flip a house and earn 100k?

B) Who in the hell is flipping houses these days?

C) That forum link does not work

D) The video is down.

Oscar Wildcat
Scrote: I have no special knowledge here, but I suspect Corky here is being used as the ultimate limited liability corporation. No good could come of it.

Jet Bin Fever
This is a very important comment thread. I learned a lot, and boy do I hate this fucker.

memedumpster
You can put me on the Pissed He Got 100k While I Try Not To Starve list.

cognitivedissonance
I'll wear the black armband just in case. And also, this is the first time I've ever commented on a Spike Bravo video, because, frankly, suicide is the most likely scenario and I'd feel bad.
EvilHomer
(Pnutbot) ripper is a gangster!!!

Rodents of Unusual Size
Rat guy from Captain Planet, nooooooooooooooo!
Jet Bin Fever
He is indeed a rodent of unusual size.

SteamPoweredKleenex
Didn't he threaten to do this before, or was that just a "I'm leaving YouTube" thing?
EvilHomer
A good rule of thumb with Mr Bravo is, if you see him doing something, chances are he's done it many, many, many times before.

My biggest worry here is that he might get way too drunk and then actually do something that'll get him killed. He is, after all, a demon-possessed alcoholic. With people like this, the danger isn't so much that they'll calmly and rationally kill themselves. It's that they'll get themselves into a situation where their cry for help goes too far, and they'll be either mentally or physically unable to back out of it.

Still, I'm confident that Nick'll be back within a month, waving a fistful of cash around and talking about how he's the Demiurge's gift to Youtube/Hollywood.

EvilHomer
Well fuck, he was back within twelve hours.

chumbucket
This dude fucks himself over with shit like he pulled before over the "haha pwnd all of you! I was ACTING!" Now we're all lumped into his lame-ass sky is falling routine that we mostly could not give any less of a fuck.
themilkshark
Yeah, he thought he could "erase" his past humiliation, and he just made the pile a whole lot bigger.

StanleyPain
Uh oh..the Randian Superman has run into some trouble.
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Dang, I missed it, and now it's private. Anyone have a link to a mirror or something?
Blue
Wow, this guy even sounds depressed when recording a suicide video!
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