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Desc:Laser Tag bouncers.
Category:Sports, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:Fat People, eye of the tiger, Laser tag, Schopenhauer, dying alone with your cat
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Juice Eggs McKenna - 2013-09-25
Well they've got stage one sussed
SolRo - 2013-09-25
So that's how you make laser tag uncool even to kids.

the company behind this should really add some side sensors and make them give more points than body hits, just to stop the retarded side shuffle.
spikestoyiu - 2013-09-25
Like fifteen years ago or so, they opened an Ultrazone laser tag arena by my house. They did all sorts of roleplaying and tournaments and shit. I went with a few friends to check it out and play a game, but our game was ruined by dudes like this. They would just follow us around, dancing around like jerkoffs, shooting and deactivating our sensors over and over again. It was like going to the local park to throw a basketball around and running into the Knicks or something.
mouser - 2013-09-25
Seems to be the norm.

A laser tag in my area, which I have gone with my kids a few times, is plagues by the leeching side players. Really annoying.

Cant wait for kids to be at paintball age.

Old_Zircon - 2013-09-25
The trick is to get enough people together that you can rent the whole laser tag arena for an hour (only practical at small laser tag places but it's still better than dealing with this) Back before Goodtimes Emporium closed you only needed a dozen people to get a 20 or 30 minute laser tag lockout.

lordyam - 2013-09-26
only if they got bumper cars or go karts, otherwise just go play paintball, like a man!

Old_Zircon - 2013-09-26
No, see, the whole point of laser tag is that it's stupid.

spikestoyiu - 2013-09-26
The whole point of laser tag was that it was five minutes away, indoors, a lot cheaper, and they had arcade games in the lobby. And also the last time I went to play paintball, I lost my keys.

jaunch - 2013-09-25
So bright and boring. Good lord.
chumbucket - 2013-09-25
Couldn't they be bothered to recreate an arena that looked like something out of Doom or Quake instead of some crappy disco hall?
OxygenThief - 2013-09-25
Ahhhhhh it's existential loneliness!

Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2013-09-25
Laser tag week.
Oscar Wildcat - 2013-09-25
I've watched several of these clips now and yet I'm still completely baffled by what is happening in them.

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-09-25
Great. Now do it with real guns.
Nominal - 2013-09-25
Out of all the toys my parents never got me as a kid, Laster Tag/Photon was the one I wanted most.

Thanks for keeping this crap away from me, mom and dad.

(^heteronormative trigger warning)
Billy the Poet - 2013-09-25
Lazer Tag: fun in theory.
badideasinaction - 2013-09-25
It's like watching some bizarre bird mating dance where one bird did some bizarre movement and it worked and now all the other birds are doing some hyper-stupid version of it as well. Only this is resulting in the exact opposite of mating.
Old_Zircon - 2013-09-25
Back in the day we played laser tag late at night in the woods on the tallest hill in Beverly, with 20 foot, sheer granite cliffs around us. These guys don't know the meaning of the words "Laser Tag."
Old_Zircon - 2013-09-25
I actually giggled and clapped my hands like a moron when the evasive maneuver at 0:58 happened.

baleen - 2013-09-25
tags :D :D :D
EvilHomer - 2013-09-25

It's all I can think about now, whenever someone brings up Schopenhauer (which, granted, isn't too often). Thanks, baleen!

chumbucket - 2013-09-26
yes that is easily the "baleen tag"

RocketBlender - 2013-09-26
The kid at 0:59. That has to be the gayest thing I've ever seen, and I've had family members come out of the closet to me.
Cube - 2013-09-26
Laser Fag.

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