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Desc:Laser Tag bouncers.
Category:Sports, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:Fat People, eye of the tiger, Laser tag, Schopenhauer, dying alone with your cat
Submitted:EvilHomer
Date:09/25/13
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Juice Eggs McKenna
Well they've got stage one sussed
SolRo
So that's how you make laser tag uncool even to kids.


the company behind this should really add some side sensors and make them give more points than body hits, just to stop the retarded side shuffle.
spikestoyiu
Like fifteen years ago or so, they opened an Ultrazone laser tag arena by my house. They did all sorts of roleplaying and tournaments and shit. I went with a few friends to check it out and play a game, but our game was ruined by dudes like this. They would just follow us around, dancing around like jerkoffs, shooting and deactivating our sensors over and over again. It was like going to the local park to throw a basketball around and running into the Knicks or something.
mouser
Seems to be the norm.

A laser tag in my area, which I have gone with my kids a few times, is plagues by the leeching side players. Really annoying.

Cant wait for kids to be at paintball age.

Old_Zircon
The trick is to get enough people together that you can rent the whole laser tag arena for an hour (only practical at small laser tag places but it's still better than dealing with this) Back before Goodtimes Emporium closed you only needed a dozen people to get a 20 or 30 minute laser tag lockout.

lordyam
only if they got bumper cars or go karts, otherwise just go play paintball, like a man!

Old_Zircon
No, see, the whole point of laser tag is that it's stupid.

spikestoyiu
The whole point of laser tag was that it was five minutes away, indoors, a lot cheaper, and they had arcade games in the lobby. And also the last time I went to play paintball, I lost my keys.

jaunch
So bright and boring. Good lord.
chumbucket
Couldn't they be bothered to recreate an arena that looked like something out of Doom or Quake instead of some crappy disco hall?
OxygenThief
Ahhhhhh it's existential loneliness!

RELOAD! RELOAD!
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Laser tag week.
Oscar Wildcat
I've watched several of these clips now and yet I'm still completely baffled by what is happening in them.

Jet Bin Fever
Great. Now do it with real guns.
Nominal
Out of all the toys my parents never got me as a kid, Laster Tag/Photon was the one I wanted most.

Thanks for keeping this crap away from me, mom and dad.

(^heteronormative trigger warning)
Billy the Poet
Lazer Tag: fun in theory.
badideasinaction
It's like watching some bizarre bird mating dance where one bird did some bizarre movement and it worked and now all the other birds are doing some hyper-stupid version of it as well. Only this is resulting in the exact opposite of mating.
Old_Zircon
Back in the day we played laser tag late at night in the woods on the tallest hill in Beverly, with 20 foot, sheer granite cliffs around us. These guys don't know the meaning of the words "Laser Tag."
Old_Zircon
I actually giggled and clapped my hands like a moron when the evasive maneuver at 0:58 happened.

baleen
tags :D :D :D
EvilHomer
;)

It's all I can think about now, whenever someone brings up Schopenhauer (which, granted, isn't too often). Thanks, baleen!

chumbucket
yes that is easily the "baleen tag"

RocketBlender
The kid at 0:59. That has to be the gayest thing I've ever seen, and I've had family members come out of the closet to me.
Cube
Laser Fag.

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