Looks about as retarded as fencing.
The worst part about fencing is the people who do fencing.
I tried it at 3 separate schools. Each time the team was a mix of the worst yuppie young republicans and Monty Python quoting nerds.
As with laser tag, fencing is great if you can completely flood out the people described above with people who don't take it a bit seriously and just want to do sweet spin moves and hit stuff with swords.
Which is why my high school only offered fencing for one term and then gave up.
Also constant was every team starting the year with the captains giving a speech how it's all for fun and enjoying yourself and not taking it seriously, followed by a semester of the same captains throwing fits and hurling their masks every time they lost.
It was such retarded high school clique bullshit. Every time a member of the "captain clique" started losing, they'd call in another clique member to direct (ref) who would then start blatantly making biased, incorrect calls in favor of their buddy.
|Jet Bin Fever |
This one tops them all. Such drama! Plus, doing it on a street in front of the bus gives it a fun post-apocalyptic flavor.
It seriously looks like a FMV fighting game.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
I bet these guys talk a lot of shit on Internet forums.
|Billy the Poet |
Step Up 2 La2er Tag
Paintball works because it hurts. There is an element of physical discomfort that compels one to not be hit and thus game play demands complex environment. Nobody gets hurt with lasers. They need to figure out how to make the lasers trigger a built in taser. Now that's a game. "Game."
STREET RULES, BITCH (flails about)
This is pretty much the definition of meta-gaming. These guys aren't even playing anymore. I'll bet they're the same assholes that turn off all the items in Smash Bros and demand wavedashing matches in the blandest arenas.
I don't even know what any of that is, i'm so glad I didn't pay that much attention to smash brother levels that WEREN'T in the "adventure mode" category. That was more fun as a single player game than it ever was multiplayer.
Well now you're just being dumb on the other end of the spectrum of Smash Bros. players. That's like saying Goldeneye was only good single player.
This makes no fucking sense. They're standing right in front of each other. It's about as exciting as a slap fight.
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