Uh okay here...stars...5 stars of awkwardness...yup

His spirit name is Gordon Gecko

That's not a bug. That's a feature.

Gene Simmons is going to to sue him!

If I was him my greatest joy would be the 3 or 4 times in my life that the phrase "lick your own elbow" randomly came up in conversation.

In ancient Japan this guy would be dead for being a supernatural being.

He's going to make his cellmate very happy some day.

Maybe he just tore his frenulum linguae.