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Desc:Steaming pile starring 'army of Frankensteins' composed of pieces of discarded male model corpses.
Category:Crime, Trailers
Tags:frankenstein, horrible classic reboot infinity
Submitted:baleen
Date:10/04/13
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chairsforcheap
what makes this funnier is how seriously aaron eckhart takes his career
Jim Quin
"From the producer of Underworld" No, really!? What a complete and utter fucking surprise, I honestly never would have guessed! How many more original White Wolf sourcebooks are left for them to turn into movies? Because I want to see them try and make a movie out of the old sparkly glitterbombing faggot Changeling.
Sanest Man Alive
I guess that explains the umpteenth iteration of the old "war between shitty monster group A and shitty monster group B" plot.

Was it also the producers' bright idea to cram those obnoxious FIREBALL EFFECTS into every other fucking scene? They aren't even doing anything!

baleen
I'd actually pay to see a Shadowrun movie... maybe.

Toenails
You need to step off of Changeling, my friend. My Changeling character was the ultimate bad-ass.

But, looking back, it was sort of weird that his ultimate attack was basically a humongous glitter-bomb.

cognitivedissonance
I had a NWOD Changeling who spent all his experience points in making himself physically impervious to attack. He'd just walk right into the vampire prince's meeting, stand there and bitch like a queeny-queen, while the badass vampires kept whiffing their claws through him and the players kept trying every power in the book they had and nothing stuck.

Bear in mind it cost me 7 xp to do this each time, so I basically never bought anything again. It was great.

Old_Zircon
Nobody's made a movie about an army of Jack the Ripper clones yet.

Jack In The Box tie-ins, Gwar and AC/DC on the soundtrack, maybe even a brief Robin Williams cameo for the film buffs. It's a guaranteed money maker.

StanleyPain
Frankenstein is the doctor, not the monster, geniuses.
baleen
Yes, thank you.

Sanest Man Alive
The monster makeup for this is barely above "wooOOOoo I've got spooky eyes totes a rejected freak here ladies" from the "Beauty and the Beast" series reboot.

Yes, the tragically romantic tale of Ron Perlman living in a sewer got a reboot. On the CW.
baleen
Yes it's horrible in multiple ways so why you gotta give it two stars, son.

Pillager
"horrible classic reboot infinity"

Yeah, I can run with this.
Old_Zircon
The "horrible" is a bit redundant.

Billy the Poet
WHERE'D THE GROOVE GO?
Hooker
Don't these repurposing-classic-monsters/faerie tale-characters-in-an-action-movie movies always bomb? Why do they keep getting made?

I want an update of The Invisible Man where there is a war between centaurs and white elephants (the centaurs are the bad guys) and Griffith has to rape all the centaur women, since that's the thing he does.
BHWW
I like how Dr. Frankenstein was so comitted to his concept he made sure the final product had a face just like in his diagrams - "Unless it has a big chin-butt, my creation will be incomplete!"
John Holmes Motherfucker
meets Abbot and Costello
Old_Zircon
There's a "Lion's Gate" (or maybe "lionsgate") tag for stuff like this.
Old_Zircon
Any sound design/sample nerds on here who can identify the sample at 2:21 (the one that sounds like a mix between bowed sheet metal and some of the heavily filtered chainsaw sounds from the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre soundtrack)? It's shaping up to be one of the most overused samples in the last decade or so, and I'd love to know the original source.
Architeuthis Tux
That right there is 24 frames per second of pure turd.
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