The best thing about these videos are all the angry yt comments "OMG DON'T DO IT NOOOOO!"
I have a Vita-Mix, which is the granddaddy of hardcore commercial grade blenders sold to home kitchens. The thing can boil soup if left at top speed for five minutes. I'm bragging. About my blender. Because owning a Fuck You Grade blender is exactly as fun as the videos make it look.
I want a back-up container for blending the seriously inedible, but I think I would cry if I did manage to hurt the motor. No. I know I would cry.
I drive right past the Vitamix headquarters on the way to work. I bet you think I'm cool NOW.
We're talking 0 of blender at a minimum, though; that would have to be a life-threateningly bitchin' smoothie.
Hey, on the Blendtec site they've got a blender called the Tom Dickson Extreme!
Update: I eventually went with a 0 Ninja blender. It chops ice into snow, it makes smoothies, and I'm sure it does other useful things too.
For me the Ninja is the proper price point: less than 0 and you don't get the functionality (such as being able to chop a frozen strawberry into a paste), but a Blendtec or Vitamix is probably overkill and four times the price.
My current blender, I have to pick it up and shake it while it's blending to make it work. I really want a good blender.
This Chocolate Jesus guy is a bad egg.
Is that an actual blade? It looks like an improvised "wreck shit" bar. Fine either way
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Blendin' ain't easy.
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