SolRo So many supervolcanos? I don't believe that would just happen naturally.
It had to be aliens...possibly ancient ones.
Redford Or maybe it's god, giving us a warning that if we attempt to unravel his secrets of creation, he will cause an earthquake at a random spot on the planet earth and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT.
baleen A big exsssplosion, like the time a bit of poo came out in a faht when I met Queen Elizabeth, shortly before the Jubilee.
Rodents of Unusual Size A raissed rim, a central mound, and a defined ejector pattern on my ass, ssspewing out lava, that oozssing out billions of tons of material, ssspreading across the whole planet.
Jet Bin Fever Why even bother with Mars when we can just land on the Meat Planet instead.
memedumpster So it was a volcano that killed the Martian dinosaurs?
Riskbreaker I want to hear the opinion of the guy with the "fuck nasa!" cap.