|Jet Bin Fever |
At least he can count. That exceeds my expectations for this lil' ol' sonuvabitch
sumbitch is the preferred nomenclature, dude.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
So that's what happened to Pubert Addams.
My only memory of dip was in junior high. The coolest kid in the class, Chris, wore acid washed jeans and a leather jacket with all these straps and buckles. He'd stuff his mouth full of dip in the back of math class and discreetly spit in a coke can. The teacher suspected him and one day ran to the back of the class to confront him. Chris immediately swallowed the dip and ran out of the class thinking to leave no evidence. About three minutes later we all turned around and saw Chris puking in the bushes outside. Mr. Haas didn't punish Chris that day.
Thought this was a dupe but I guess it's just a bonus.
|The Mothership |
Here's part 1:
Is this organism speaking the English language? I hear sounds from time to time that I think might be words, but there's so much gibberish in between, I really can't tell.
I am so thankful that, despite having been born and raised in the South, I don't have even a trace of a Southern accent.
An entire generation of people with mouth cancer.
Good to know it makes a sound to let you know you've opened it.
"We don't like pussy"
I hope he has a labeling system for his drinkin' cans and his spittin' cans.
"We don't like pussy."
I imagine he's finishing that thought silently.
"Except for the pussy that we put penis in. For sex. Cause we do that. We do sex."
Why is this considered preferable to...well...just about anything, ever?
Skoal Mint Pouches are easier.
East Carolina University would be wise to send a takedown notice for this or they'll see a (wait for it) dip in their enrollment numbers.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Which Carolina is the good one?
blue vein steel
i'm from SC, so i'm always gonna go with SC, but they are both fucked up and stupid in their own ways.
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