Shouldn't he be proving it works by blowing himself up? Bear Mace won't do much good against RPGs

Suit does not reflect comedy value of video one way or the other.

Oh man Troy. That such a HUGE clock. Can we touch it?

His neck is exposed. He's got fans right next to his ears. But I still love it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Please god never let me end up that insane and hopeless.

spray painted sports pads and a helmet do not a suit of armor make.

He's like a TV salesman that actually believes what he's saying. I love this guy.

those who fear death will never be able to wage war no matter what we come out with

Fuck Iraq. Move to Detroit and fight crime with it!

God bless him.