Would what?

so naive Spaceman...

would totally back her future kickstarter where she raises money for a documentary to expose this valuable information to the public. And not at all a reference to wanting to have sex with a random crazy person. Because that would be a bit gross. Except when Tyson does it, then it's funny.

Also, boring video.

I'd like to see "Jungle" from "Action Figure Therapy" review videos like this.

"Hell yeah. She can take a swim in the kiddie pool in my van anytime. Just so long as she doesn't get too much lube on the shag carpet. I may have to reuse the wet dream on wheels later on with some fly honeys I scrounge up in the Chili's parking lot."

I'm the expert on wouldology around here. And I am calling calling would.