My pastor once lectured me about how Dancing With The Stars was a sinful hold on creation. He also had really strong Opinions on Kim Kardashian. He is no longer my pastor, because who wants to listen to that bullshit.
None of us had a choice. There's an omniscient, omnipotent force out there and it has a plan. I don't know if I'm right, but it is a really comforting delusion and the guys at the church are really kind dudes in my life.