I've got a schadenfreude hard-on.
Oh, I was hoping this was some forgotten drama about Dewayne "The Rock" Johnson.
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Aw, problems just keep piling up for this walking pimple. I'd still like to see someone shove that same boulder on top of him.
Those are good tags. I'd have gone with 'Idiocracy', myself.
" I like money.
I can't believe you like money too. We should hang out. "
I was just arguing with someone that humans are inherently, pointlessly evil. I believe that this clip means I win.
maybe just inherently pointless, or maybe you should stop hanging out with assholes
Scientists know the exact location of the tallest tree in the world. It's a redwood, somewhere in the Pacific northwest. Only a very small number of people are actually privileged to the knowledge of its exact whereabouts. People like this guy are the reason why the general public can't know.
World? How small of you. Think Universe.
The guy with the black socks doing a little dance when the rock falls over is my favorite part.
Well, wouldn't you be excited to have PREVENTED A CHILD'S DEATH????
How is he not a former Boy Scout Leader yet? We need to fucking ban them from national parks before this shit becomes a meme.
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Actually, it's been reported that their council called their behavior "reprehensible" and showed 'em the door.
So the world hasn't gone completely nuts yet.
http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2013/10/21/the_boy_scou ts_of_america_boot_two_men_for_videotaping_themselves_knocking.htm l
Jet Bin Fever
They had all KINDS of things in the Boy Scout Handbook about not doing something like this.
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Oh I just LOVE the way he tries to justify his actions. What an absolute ass.
but hes not a little guy he told us, you didnt see the push he tells us
Always be prepared (to reject any accountability for all criminal actions blatantly caught in). Are we sure he's not a CIA section chief?
I say let him off easy, just put the rock back like he found it and we'll call it insurance fraud.
Delicious and utterly unsurprising
WELL IF I HAD HONESTLY BEEN INJURED THEN HOW COULD I HAVE LEANED SLIGHTLY ON THAT ROCK I ASK YOU
Hmmm... I wonder if we could have the feds offer him the following:
1. Be prosecuted for disability fraud, including repayment of all benefits and fines, OR...
2. Undergo surgery to give him the injuries he claims to have.
He's an idiot, so i believe him.
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