|The Mothership |
ewwww. no more, please.
Oh sure, THIS makes it through the Hopper, but My Little Dashie, nooooooo.
The latest Rainbow Dash Presents is already in the hopper, go vote it up before the parasprites can vote it down!
I am afraid to press play.
I press play.
Huh...Okay. This is stupid. I don't...huh. That's weird. But...eh? EH??!! AAAAAUGHHHH!
They got lazy with the writing after clopfic 23
(will not watch)
The Voice. Use of 'you'. Couldn't make it more than a minute.
The voice is the worst part about this, really wrecks the mood. If they had got Rina-chan to narrate, sure, maybe, but a dude? Smeesh!
The use of second-person singular is also pretty disconcerting. I can see how it might appeal to Twilight Sparkle fans. but I'm not one, so it makes me feel... I don't know, dirty? Scuzzy? Like, would Rainbow Dash be pissed if she walked in and found me listening to this? I know that fear is silly and irrational, but that's the effect second-person pronoun use has on me; it's too personal to be used in something like this.
Nonsense. If Rainbow Dash caught you listening to this, she would laugh her flank off and make fun of you endlessly for it. Now, if if were Fluttershy, on the other hand, she'd stare you right through the floor and into your grave.
From now on, I'm going to call someone having the correct reaction to something for exactly the wrong reasons the "EvilHomer Maneuver".
|Caminante Nocturno |
I've always wondered what it would sound like if Ben Stein read MLP pornography to me, and this is probably the closest I'll ever get to that.
At least until my Kickstarter gets up and running.
"Your hand is still between her hind legs and rubbing her soaking lips."
Welp, that's enough. I'm done.
Only four stars. Because it's not about Fluttershy. And there wasn't a "You Will Never Be Intimate with..." series video with Fluttershy, because, if there had been, that'd have been the one I'd have submitted.
Or, just maybe it's a positive thing that there isn't a "You Will Never Be Intimate with Fluttershy" clopfic reading. Because it means it's possible that, one day, you COULD be intimate with Fluttershy.
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