|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-10-31 |
AAAAAGGGHHH! I'M STILL IN THAT MINIVAN WITH THAT STUPID RADIO STATION! THIS REALITY IS A LIE! GAAAAAAGGGGH!
Young man, if you don't stop shouting, I will turn this car RIGHT AROUND! You see if I won't!
And we'll go RIGHT BACK to the summer church retreat, where you'll hear a guy play songs like this for four out of five nights and close with one on the last morning!!!
|Quad9Damage - 2013-10-31 |
"Beavis and that other guy..."
Too afraid to use the word 'butt,' doesn't think Beavis and Butt-Head can be part of his Savior's obviously exclusive Saving.
THIS IS WHY I LEFT CHURCH!!!
It's not just spiteful, it's also lazy.
"Beavis and that other guy: 'Huh-huh-hallelujah'."
SEE CHRIS RICE IT WRITES ITSELF.
|Old_Zircon - 2013-10-31 |
Chris Rice is a very successful musician.
Oh, "praise" tag could be changed to "praise and worship" since that's the industry-accepted term for this crap, but it doesn't really matter.
I see a bright future for a "the kind of people who do impressions" tag, too.
|gravelstudios - 2013-10-31 |
I might also suggest a 'church puppets' tag, since it seems like every church basement has a box full of those creepy looking puppets, and that's the only place you'll ever find them.
|eatenmyeyes - 2013-10-31 |
|snothouse - 2013-10-31 |
LOOK AT THAT PUPPET GO!
|memedumpster - 2013-10-31 |
I just realized that religion is propagated no differently than Tide with Color Safe Bleach. It's all one long, unending, advertisement for existential bullshit, except other advertising has an actual product to go with its condescending, dishonest, ad campaign.
|Bort - 2013-10-31 |
That puppet looks so depressed. Put cat ears on him and he's Roast Beef.
So, I guess novelty songs are a lot easier than feeding and clothing the homeless, huh? Not much risk of candid self-evaluation when you're busy studying cartoon catchphrases.
|sasazuka - 2013-11-01 |
At least he didn't do any anime characters. So I will.
What if Goku got saved?
What if Tetsuo got saved?
What if Sailor Moon got saved?
Tsuki ni kawattelujah, oshiokiyo!
What if Chiaki Minami got saved?
What if Cutey Honey got saved?
Honey Flash lujah!
What if Miko Mido got saved?
I'm cumming elujah!
What if Kenshiro got saved?
You are already de-lujah!
What if D got saved?
Return to ha-lujah!
What if the Scouter got saved?
"Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about his power level?"
"It's over 9000-llelujah!"
"Over 9000-llelujah? That's impossible!"
|Bort - 2013-11-01 |
Fred and Wilma Flintstone sing "Yabba Dabba Lujah,
No Barney you can't have any cereal now get the fuck out"
|yogarfield - 2013-11-02 |
I USED TO HAVE TO SING THIS. I KNOW ALL OF THE WORDS. FUCK.
Yeah, this does sounds like something they'd force on you at Vacation Bible School.
|atheistgirl - 2016-01-04 |
Music to slit your wrists to.
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