|Jet Bin Fever |
Oh, thank god it's THAT kind of croc.
Jet Bin Fever
Also, I thought this was a dupe of http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=55986 but nope. Turtles really love rubbery sandals.
Also, the "I love being a turtle!" tag will link this to at least some of the surprising number of turtle-mounting-a-shoe videos on here (I think it even had a week a few years ago).
Thank goodness Crocs are ventilated, and washable.
So, I would have filmed the inside of the croc as well. I assume you guys would have too, right?
Titles should be safe for work.
It's a legacy policy that the admins don't seem to be enforcing anymore apparently.
There are no admins and they don't enforce anything.
Update for those who care: after the site actually broke, a new support, pms, reared his head. That if, if he actually has a head and is a Patrick Sanders who runs POE Hosting rather than being the mind of the now self-aware server.
|Monkey Napoleon |
Most adorable dry-hump ever?
There are so many sexually frustrated turtles in the world.
should be "moans of the living"
|The Townleybomb |
Turtles' brains are much smaller than ours, but they work in the same basic ways a lot of the time.
|Mister Yuck |
Fived and favorited.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
There's a video that has been floating around on Tumblr of a tortoise and people just gawking at it's penis (not hemipenes like most other reptiles) before it cums on the porch deck.
What I am getting at is that's a video that I want to erase from my memory, and a tortoise's penis is the most Lovecraftian looking organ you have ever seen.
"I like turtles" said no croc, ever.
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Needs "shoe fetish" tag.
This appears to be taking place in the Teletubbies village
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