Our brains are wrinkly lumps of fat laced with circuitry susceptible to disruption from physical damage or wild chemical imbalances caused by own bodies.

We are all one injury or ailment away from losing control of our bodies or our grip on reality.

Pleasant dreams.

I wouldn't mind it so much if grandma just started laughing for no reason. That would be preferable to her current condition of never laughing at anything and throwing away any prohibitions on what is inappropriate to say in public.

Could tell this was pharma marketing and not a real PSA within ten seconds. Injured myself while patting myself on the back, so I went to my doctor to ask him about CELEBREX(R), to find out whether it was right for me.