|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-11-07 |
I, for one, am glad that she did this. It gives everyone fair warning that she's a superstitious idiot who believes in fairy tales.
I don't think SPK was claiming that the majority of humans are not superstitious idiots; just pointing out that it's good of them to let the rest of us know up front.
|memedumpster - 2013-11-07 |
Oh goddammit, slapped in the face with regional embarrassment as soon as I clicked the link.
Bask in that accent, poeTV, it's mine.
do you actually sound like that? PLEASE tell me you sound like that.
Only when really drunk or really angry, and only when the ebonics lack the upper hand.
|BorrowedSolution - 2013-11-07 |
My great-grandmother wouldn't call one of her children because they'd been assigned 666 as a part of their phone number. All attempts to point out that the number actually read 'six-thousand and sixty-five' were fruitless. I like to say that it was just Satan's way of sowing some family discord. He's such a scamp that way.
5 for people who teach their children to be afraid of numbers. Evil.
|boner - 2013-11-07 |
#3 story on that site is "Man sentenced for having sex with pool raft" It's a real page turner
|THA SUGAH RAIN - 2013-11-07 |
If she didn't want to run the race that morning, she should've just said so instead of making up a bunch of unbelievable nonsense that would just embarrass her.
|1394 - 2013-11-07 |
Hey kid, pin it on upside down. Look, now you're #999.
|M-DEEM - 2013-11-07 |
"A spokesperson with Kentucky High School Athletic Association says no one told them the request was because of religious beliefs, and that if they knew, they would have changed the number."
What other reason could there be? Traumatized by Blossom?
|Bort - 2013-11-07 |
It's 616, you ninnies!
|Kid Fenris - 2013-11-07 |
Emperor Nero could not be reached for comment.
|Sivak - 2013-11-08 |
My SSN has 666 in it. I hope it's a sign, because life has been pretty uneventful so far.
|DriverStabby - 2013-11-08 |
Her name is Croley.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-11-08 |
Even if you are a devout Bible-banging Christian, it makes absolutely zero fucking sense why you should be AFRAID of the number 666. There is little doubt that rather than a future future prophecy, the number is a play on words in Hebrew to refer to Nero. I doubt this dumb bitch even knows who Nero was.
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