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Desc:'why the f do i need a google+ account to comment on a video?'- Jawed Karim
Category:Accidents & Explosions
Tags:google, youtube, Thanks for nothing
Submitted:Macho Nacho
Date:11/12/13
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Comment count is 27
Oscar Wildcat
That's an awesome idea; let's have that here!
The Mothership
The last thing I need is my friends and colleagues knowing what I get up to here and what I say to you people about these videos. I could defend most every comment I've made even to my mother, but I shouldn't have to.
Hooker
Job searching is an interesting time now. Apparently, employers are having a difficult time keeping employees working instead of using Facebook, but nevertheless seem very put off by the fact that I don't use Facebook and what am I, a serial killer?

Hooker
I think I recently lost out on a job because, when some 22-year-old employment consultant or whatever that was sitting-in on the interview process excitedly asked, "Do you have a blog!?!" I said, "No."

SteamPoweredKleenex
No shit. My spam influx has gone up threefold if not more since they implemented this shit, and as far as I can tell, there's no way to basically disable one's Google+ page once it's up. I really, REALLY don't want it, Google. Take it the fuck back.

Boomer The Dog
Logging out and clearing Goog and Youtube cookies, and especially their flash cookies will keep recently viewed videos out of your Ytube channel list.

I have BetterPrivacy on Firefox and set it to delete all Flash cookies every two hours (LSO). Setting up Private Browsing should help too. Anything from Google Analytics should be blocked, that's an extreme tracker!

Maybe setting up another blog at Blogger would help, post your innocent stuff there, and when they ask for a blog, tell them you use Blogger. You could get a domain and hosting and have your own blog, that's even more official.

Boomer

Old_Zircon
Ghostery, don't forget Ghostery.

Hooker
Oh, I'm not going to create an Internet identity associated with my real name, including writing a fucking blog, just to satisfy ridiculous HR managers. But thanks.

exy
Dropping everything to integrate this on 54evil straightaway.
Mister Yuck
Oh, yeah... How's that going, anyway?

The Mothership
buggy, but getting better. Join yo, it's like it's 2003 all over again!

exy
I prefer the expression "developed before your very eyes."

memedumpster
It's not buggy, it's advaaaanced!

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
It's a nonstop cavalcade of Hitlers and Jesus' posting ASCII penises and swasticas in the comments.
Racketeer
They found a way to make YouTube comments even worse than before!
TheSupafly
http://youtu.be/47Wv9Uuu0fQ
Cube
See, they're using plus signs instead of @-symbols. It's a whole new concept.
EvilHomer
So can we finally slam Google with some antitrust regulations? Yes, maybe, please?
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EvilHomer
I'm really enjoying the ASCII cocks and novels being posted in their entirety. It's a new golden age of YT comments! I'd actually be happy with this change, if the comments kept going like this.

Knowing Google, though, they'll overreact and find a way to ruin everyone's fun. :(

John Holmes Motherfucker
The idea that pasting cocks and swastikas will convince YouTube to bring back the old style comments suggests a touching childlike innocence. The thing is, the new comments are quite successful in rendering these little art projects unoffensive. It thumbnails them, and you have to click on the thumbnail to make the message visable. They're incredibly easy to ignore, and if these guys think they're doing anything other than demonstrating the advantages of the new design, they are delusional.

The nice thing about the sorting of the comments is that it's just a default. Click on "newest" and chronolgical comments return. Moving back and forth between the two provides a pretty good overview. I love the clickable links. Love that I can make a full arguement. It's all good... except for Google Plus, which is an abomination in the eyes of God, man, and Beast.

chumbucket
Google + is the place I finally go after I've deflated the blow up dolls that are poeTV and Facebook with refreshes every 20 seconds for about an hour or so.
Caminante Nocturno
Nerd nummies?

Nerd nummies?

Fuck you!

FUCK YOU!!!
Boomer The Dog
That's pretty cool scrotum, made me laugh.. :) Of course I hate Plus, it's new.. ;) I know that Ytube comments were a laughing stock and maybe they should do something to encourage more positive social behavior, but to go Facebook..

I'd just bark to get a separate G+ for commenting and watching than the one you post videos on, clearing Ytube and Goog cookies and supercookies after sessions, plus private browsing should work, woof. The glory days can return, it just might not be as easy as it was.

Really, I just like a place to post videos, no need for a social network there.

Boomer
John Holmes Motherfucker
Hi You Tubers! Today on "recipes for nerds, we're going to make something extra special... a volcano cake, and then we're going to RAM UP YOUR ASS!


Since Friday, I've been immersed in the glorious flame war over Google plus. Of course, i followed the ru logged onto G+ under my real name, according to the ruleles, and l;ogged in under my real name. I don't know if I revealed my real name in here before, but it's actually Elizabeth Taylor. I may have given you guys the impression that I live in the U.S.,, but I actually I live in the tiny, culturally diverse nation of Fuckgoogleplusistan, where I got my degree in General Literature at Your Mother's Vagina.

Google's customers have got to be incredibly enthusiastic about Google Plus... Google's real customers being, of course, the advertisers they sell your data to. Google PhalLUS is intended to be the hub where you login to all your Google Services. So it's set up Facebook, the most aggressive, grasping greedy data-mining website of all time, only with a link to your email, your searches, your blogs, your chrome browser, and so on. One login for maximum data consolidation. Jesus... your real name! It's the Dr. Strangelove Doomsday Machine of data mining.

What's hilarious (if you don't think too hard) are the simpering corporate fetish boys who type LOL in exasperated amazement ("Let me get this straight...") when I tell them that I don't really WANT to be data mined to within an inch of my life.

As a corporate entity, Google has made a real contribution to our world, and they're entitled to make a lot of money, And I believe that they will. In the long run, I expect Google to do very well financially.

But I think it's quite clear that they were only kidding about the "Don't be evil" thing, and I'll expect I'll be divesting mysellf Google services in the the months to come, based on what I keep hearing, which is that Google Plus is become necessary for everything. My immediate plan for YouTube is to upload to both YOUTUBE and VIMEO, and to make Vimeo my main channel, where people can comment. There will be a link. I'm actually pretty excited about this. Vimeo is a great site where my vidoes have everything but an audience.

Honestly, I like the new YouTube comments format. and it turns out that Google Plus can be a lot of fun/ I started by searching for "FUCK GOOGLE PLUS", and giving a +1 to whatever came up. I got into some interesting conversations.
Quad9Damage
I'm divided by an aneurysm inducing dilemma now: which company is more despicable, Google or Microsoft? On one hand there's the people who have cornered nearly every aspect of what I run on my computer, with Chief Execute Pitstains insisting that I keep paying new fees to support his nickel-and-diming, fiefdom business model. On the other hand there's the company that wants every thread of every activity and search I do and word I type on the Internet to be available at the public forefront because God forbid people not use this shitbiscuit social network we've been patiently sitting on since before the world finished evacuating Myspace. Where do I go? Where do I turn? My PC has been usurped by assholes. I never knew the day would come when I wished it was 1996 again and I was back in the dial-up days.
oddeye
I only care about this enough to post this comment.
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