SPOILER WARNING: he actually likes Google +, which should surprise nobody.
I realize on some level that I don't actually want him to go to jail because that would be the end of the story for quite some time. But, he really has to. He really, really has to.
I know you read this site, Glenn Beck, you're as cynical and burnt out as we are, so please, please, bring Nick onto your show. We will promote the episode to Alpha Centauri and back. I can't imagine what you could use him for, but we all know you're amazingly versatile and can do something wonderful with your time together.
I've been ignoring this guy because the thought of another, say, Chris-Chan makes me feel sad and ill and tired. But now I have to ask: what the fuck is wrong with him?
Nobody really knows. He's bipolar, narcissistic, lazy, pompous in the extreme, he's extremely gullible, has downright appalling money management skills, and he's got a severe martyr complex which manifests in videos like this. He's on one of his "manic" phases right now; rest assured, he will crash and turn into a sobbing, apologetic mess by the end of the week.
Corky's not really anything like ChrisChan. ChrisChan is a big, dumb manchild who's almost endearingly idiotic. CWC has real emotions that we can all relate to, and, in his own weird fashion, he's got a really good work ethic. He's got no talent or vision, but damn if that kid isn't dedicated to his life's work of building Lego shit and drawing comicbooks in crayon.
Nick is smarter than Chris, and on the surface, more capable of managing his own life; yet, weirdly, Nick STILL manages to be a bigger fuckup than Chris. Nick is a lot meaner than Chris, and his selfish cruelty comes off as a lot more malicious and conniving. Nick doesn't work anywhere near as hard, and he displays the occasional glimmer of remorse for his actions - this remorse never goes anywhere, but it serves as evidence that Nick is sane enough to know better.
If CWC makes you sad and ill and tired, Nick will probably make you feel angry, confused, and even a little violated.
And 5 stars for the inevitable closing of his YouTube channel. Well done, Corky.
It's become such a part of the Nick Bravo Experience that the closing deserves extra stars.
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