EvilHomer - 2013-11-15 Jackie Chan would have done it on a busy highway while motorcycle Nazis drove round kicking him.
EvilHomer - 2013-11-15 (This is quite impressive and I like it a lot. Splits are, admittedly, the only thing Van Damme CAN do, but he does them very well.)
Hooker - 2013-11-15 He can also travel through time quite well.
TeenerTot - 2013-11-15 The best (only good?) part of Expendables 2 is when VD has a guy hold a knife up to another guy just so VD can KICK it in.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-11-15 I don't know first hand Jean-Claude's feelings on the matter, but I'd hate it if anyone called me "VD."
TheOtherCapnS - 2013-11-15 Jesus Christ Venereal Disease
Still havent found a way to watch JCVD. Apparently pretty good.
chairsforcheap - 2013-11-15 yeah i wanted to make fun of this but then my jaw hit the floor... how the fuck did he get down from there?
mouser - 2013-11-15 Its obvious he kicked the trucks away, back salto -flipped with a half spin and landed on front of the trucks.
baleen - 2013-11-15 Oh great. Enya has sold out too.
Jet Bin Fever - 2013-11-16 I think at least a dozen different commercials featured Orinoco Flow back in the early 90s.
baleen - 2013-11-15 OH GOSH PLEASE READ ENYA ONLY TIME COMMENTS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wfYIMyS_dI
EvilHomer - 2013-11-15 What about them? The Bob Army? Bob's everywhere these days; little blighter's conducting offensives on just about every video with > 1,000,000 hits.
"I love animals. I have nine dogs and a kitty. My biggest orgasm - not in a sexual way - is to walk with my dogs on the beach. In Belgium we have these wide sidewalks. You feel like you're on the Planet Moon, and I can make them feel like movie stars."