"But even freaks can have a point, and Justinís is sharp enough to cut your heart out and serve it to you on a platter".
with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti?
Do douchebags intentionally get spikey blond hairdos, or is that a natural outcome of their personalities and defects?
|Oscar Wildcat |
Pro-tip for Christian Parents: this is exactly the guy you need to worry about having access to your children. Just trust me here, OK?
Kids! This bitter 40 year old is one of you! Look at his craaaaaaaaaazy hair spikes! Love him! Because no one else will! Not now that it's legal for women to ask men out, which by the way has ruined EVERYTHING.
Here's his website, the "Cool Rules" page:
I'm tempted to put 20 bucks on him not getting busted in a gay prostitution scandal; I could probably get odds that mean the bet would pay off my student loans if he turns out to be heterosexual.
My browser says it can't find any nymag.com url, including the main site, but that's Internet for you. The hilarious part is when I did a search for the article on Bing and the TOP return was...
#Lookadouche: Texas High School Students Revolt Over Sexist
I am still laughing.
Oh, wait, got it. Time Warner was being throttlecunts again. Time to do another scan for their tracking cookies still named after the jerks they bought the company from.
IBTimes is reporting that before this, he was helping to pray the gay away at Exodus. Mirabile dictu.
"Pedo vibe" should be a tag.
here's a 5 star amazon book review of this guys book:
This book changed me completely. So eye-opening! I was in this relationship where the girl just would not stop talking, and being (in hindsight) meek and sensitive, I let her just 'gab' on and on! I felt like I was trapped in this life where I kept having to think about what these "other people" thought, and how "they" were doing, but not myself! Justin Lookadoo's funny and poignant insights made me see that I was not being comfortable with asserting myself as a "guy" - aggressive, adventurous, spontaneous. Especially in this day and age, when it seems like half of America doesn't even know what gender they are, it's refreshing to finally see somebody speak up and have the courage to say This is how God intended! We are Guys! Girls have their place, too! We have to respect that. Thanks to Justin, I now have the courage to divorce my gabby wife and HER two kids, and I'm ready to find a girl who just knows when to shut up and make me a sandwich. For God.
i can't tell if that's a troll or not
Last two sentences smell like troll to me, but not in a bad way.
The only reason he isn't wearing a puka shell necklace is because the clasp broke just before he went on stage.
I still think he looks like a startled porcupine most of the time
This is great. You guys are great. Five stars.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Man, to think I lived my life not knowing who this shitbag was!
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