Desmond Morris would be prou.

proud

I am also proud because I got this joke. Yay me!

I achieved the ability to make simple line drawings of butts by age 12. But I only ever drew them in the margins of textbooks, so I didn't achieve much besides making some other 12 year old snicker.

After high school I never drew again, until my 30s when I started taking classes in community college, and my first day in class I realized I was doodling crude sharks and tanks and butts and fighter jets in the margins of my textbook like I was picking up where I left off. Hmm.

If it's Butt Week, may I post some Pantsu vids? You know, just in honor of Butt Week.

Only the gay ones.

Awww. But the gay ones are very inappropriate! A lot of the fun and humor in the Pony Pantsu line of videos stems from the fact that there's absolutely nothing explicit in them. The little ponies pull down their little pantsus, only to reveal that, beneath their negligee, their nether regions are just as smooth and genital-less as they are on the show. It's burlesque.

In the stallion pantsu videos, the big reveal is that they've actually GOT whopping great horse cocks. The horse cocks are censored, sure, but you still know they are there. Take Gayburn Panstu, for example - at first, I thought the joke was going to be that Braeburn had stuck a pair of apples and a carrot down his man-panties. So I watch it all the way to the end, and NO. NO APPLES. JUST HORSE DONG. That's not burlesque. That's crude and unpleasant.

stop ruining butt week