I bet he talks and acts like that IRL.
This is ridiculous, but at least they didn't include Girlvinyl or any of the mungsuckers from Oh Shiternet, so five stars.
|Tough American Bouncer |
So, is this real? And if it is, why?
probably free drinks
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
"Arrow in the knee" is always an automatic 1 star.
I used to think like you. But then I took an arrow in the knee.
Sometimes I think the internet has ruined us. Previous generations talk about surviving dust bowls and wars, going to the moon, eradicating polio. And I can hum the nyancat theme.
It's like we stood on the shoulders of giants, then concussed ourselves by stage-diving (while taking a selfie).
Hey, we may not have survived dust bowls, but we survived Goatse, Lemonparty, AND 2girls1cup.
I like to think that the boomers stood on the shoulders of giants but we're standing on the ruins of the boomers decaying corpse through no fault of our own.
Sad to say, it's assholes all the way down the chain, four score and seven... don't let anyone fool you.
That said, there are better things to do with your life than fucking your personal electronics. NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY LAWN!
We have became such a worthless and irrelevant society.
naw, this is just the latest in self-congratulation awards
Jet Bin Fever
This is anime convention quality award presentation.
How do you choose? The host seems to be the biggest ME ME attention whore, but then that other ME ME whore wore pink. The third guy tried too hard, so actually fades into the background.
I vote pink shirt guy for biggest ME ME attention whore, he did a lot without getting his own monologue, or dressing randomly.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I actually dig the pink shirt but he looks just like this guy I used to know who was a compulsive liar who told everyone he hung out with Lil' Kim on weekend trips to Hollywood, so I can't help but cringe.
I could actually watch the Adventures of Desperate Gay Black Nerd and hope he makes other appearances in...something.
The joke should never be that you know your joke is bad. That's now over. We've reached the end of insincere jokes.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
These people are incredibly awkward to watch. 5 stars!
|Jet Bin Fever |
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