|Xenocide - 2013-11-24 |
[Jerry Sandusky and Jimmy Saville are standing together on hill]
[Yellow Dino drives up in his totally proactive convertible]
Jimmy: Hey, look, Jerry! It's our new enemy, Poochie!
Jerry: What was his name again? I forgot.
(Yellow Dino sings a rap song while graphically disemboweling both of them.)
This video is my favorite/least favorite thing ever. Vulnerable kids probably didn't need the message, "pedophiles are easy to spot because they're cartoonishly evil millionaires who act like supervillains" but I can almost forgive that when he's brought to justice by a violently angry high school football mascot.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Well, that isn't really the message, though. The brief little random bit that I watched featured something called "DINO EDUCATION RULE NUMBER 2: Judge people by their actions, not by their looks." It seems like a good rule.
This is incredibly hard to watch, for a lot of reasons. t's so awkward that it makes you want to throw yourself out a window, but I think this horrible lapse of decency and taste just may actually help parents and kids a lot, no matter how much I instinctively want to mock it, disregard it, and hate it. For parents, the only thing worse than sitting through this with their kids would probably be talking about this subject with your kids, and this just might make the difference. I'll never know, because I'm never going to watch another second of this shit. By the way, i would totally tap that Mariska Hargatay-looking champion of law enforcement who appears in the beginning, The things I would do to her would be ESPECIALLY HEINOUS...
According to the Tricky People song, everyone who ever talks to you is a pedophile.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2013-11-25 |
Did I just make a pointedly age-appropriate sex comment in an obvious attempt to compensate for how creeped out I felt? I totally fucking did. But she IS pretty hot.
|Innocent Bystander - 2013-11-25 |
Oh man. I'm not gonna be able to watch this. Even cringey entertainment has its limits.
|themilkshark - 2013-11-25 |
Mommy! Mommy! I wanna watch the yellow dinosaur with the voice of an African American alcoholic grandfather!
|EvilHomer - 2013-11-25 |
Caminante, you might want to change the tag: it's spelled "Yello Dyno". With a Y. Because it's gnarlier that way.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2013-11-25 |
FUCK. Gonna get drunk and watch this shit at Thanksgiving!
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