How the hell did this get out of the hopper?

I don't understand why this on poetv. Like not even a little bit.

I'm with Millard, why exactly is this here? There's nothing really unusual about this commercial, including the woman in it.

Yeah I don't get it either.
Oh wait, I get it..this is some kind of weird thought experiment to see how we react, right? WHAT KIND OF SICK EXPERIMENT ARE WE PART OF, REDRUST?? I AM NOT A NUMBER I AM A FREE MAN, AAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Just a waaaaaaaaa-fer thin mint?