Is that Van Damme imitating an American accent? Isn't Guile American? THE MIND BOGGLES.

I was thinking about this earlier today - I'm more psychic than Sylvia Browne

"No, you've lost your balls" I have to use that more in everyday conversation...

Well... I wouldn't mind going home.

I love how the soldiers are wearing their countries' flags on their sleeves. It's so cute.

Raul Julia is the king of bad movies, Van Damme is his little queen.

20 BILLION DOLLARS! Can he just decide to use the UN... er AN's equipment without their permission?

Dat sahnuhvahbitsch...

I would probably go home if I was in this movie

I'm gonna get on my boat!

This movie made so little goddamn sense. But I love it anyway.

I knew Patton, sir. And you, Sir, are no Patton.

I enjoy how the troops' shouting at the end doesn't answer his question one way or the other.

well cahm to the schaddaloo frawnt

Neocon/Neoliberal camp at its finest. At least until the next Rambo movie comes out.

Hot damn id like to see Kofi Annan recite this.