Not to try to logically analyze a schizo video like this, but it probably would have made more sense being divided into 2-3 videos, on the topics of FedEx, Dodge Rams, and silly pictures of Darth Vader individually.
I'm not sure whether Fred Smith, the founder of FedEx, is a Freemason, but even if he is, so what? The Freemasons as they exist in the modern world just seem to be a slightly eccentric supper club of the rich and powerful, and I get why that might be troubling to some people, but the rich and powerful will generally socialize with one another anyway.
Alls I'm saying is that the rich and powerful will have those kinds of discussions anyway, regardless of whether or not they're members of one specific fruity supper club that happens to drive conspiracy theorists bonkers.
Yeah, the Masons are eccentric, but they aren't that rich, or that powerful. My family's been in the Masons for generations, and the only thing we've got out of it is a small island in the South Pacific and the power to turn invisible at will.
Of course, conspiracy theorists will generally tell you, ah, yes, maybe YOU aren't that powerful, but that's only because you're not high enough in the organization to see what's REALLY going on! Well, I spent ten years sealed within the Tomb of the Grail, defending the Blood of Christ against nosey adventurers, so if that ain't enough to get an inside look at Masonry, I don't know what is.
Masons aren't even eccentric, they're middle class white people who exclude women and in some places, like Kenfucky, do a lot for charity. Of all my friends who grew up to get jobs fucking over poor people, the one who became a Mason did not.
It's really great to get the Rainbow Girls and the Job's Daughters in a single room and make them compete for your charity dollars.
Job's Daughters wins EVERY TIME.
Okay, "excludes women" was not entirely accurate. Apparently "grossly segregates women" is the soup du cult.
Actually, there's a very good reason for that. The third Grand Master of England was a 26 year old aristocrat playboy who seduced the wives of everyone in his lodge. The dude was drummed out and the organization could've been ended then and there, as he had taken all the funds of UGLE with him. So the no-women rule was devised to prevent it from ever happening again, and then Oscar Wilde joins and it's all downhill from ther.e
Well, they exclude grown-up women. Jailbait, however, is fair game for Masons.
are we sure that the nervous yet confident "HEH HEH HEH" of these types isn't a side-effect of some undiscovered form of foil poisoning?
also, yes all homosexuals want to bum you, because paranoia is a universal turn-on to gays. my gay friends told me so when they arranged me into a square and compass position and raped me.
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Truly bizarre stuff.
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