I checked the website; "softcore" to me implies a gross attempt at fake sex, but in this case it's just video after video of pretty girls getting slimed, pies in the face, etc. While anyone with this kind of fetish is probably not someone I'd want to hang out with, getting paid to wear a bikini and get a pie in the face doesn't seem like that bad of a deal in this weak economy.

I dated a girl who was a stripper and a webcam model for about a year and it was always hard to think of who was either watching her online or giving her 2 dollar bills at the club. If she was simply getting slimed, our relationship may have worked itself out.

The women who REALLY have it easy are the ones that do the food-fetish/foot fetish crossover videos. Step in a cake, collect 0! Wiggle your toes around in a key lime pie for a bit? 0! Crush a maraschino cherry with a stiletto high heel? Car payment, baby!

It's not Canada's fault that Moose was so hot.

Moose was right up there with the lead singer of the Bangles when I was in 4th grade.

I wanted to dick down Jane Wiedlin from the Go-Go's myself.

Oh God Jane Wiedlin YES. Lifelong Joan of Arc fetish thanks to her.