|Oscar Wildcat |
The Running of the Proles.
|Grandmaster Funk |
Like L4D crescendo events.
Also, a "white people" tag? Okayy....
The guy yelling HEY YO WORLD STAR WORLD STAR is probably white.
Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight; America.
I couldn't help it. Don't hate me.
|infinite zest |
So.. hey.. that comment I made in defense of Black Friday Shoppers? The one where the guy's ridiculing them from the sidelines? Can I take that back?
Nah, that guy's still an asshole for not getting inside to where the real fun happens.
The logic behind all of this boggles my mind. I remember when I was a kid there were these commercials for this chain store called Mervin's (maybe it was just a west coast chain) and it featured these cute little grannys waiting outside the store before it opened, Kilroy-esque, and I remembered thinking "man, that's kinda funny and ultimately depressing".
Seems to me with all the law enforcement in and outside of the store, they could just limit it to 10-15 at a time instead of a horde. All that causes is potential shoplifting, trampling, and other acts of selfish violence.
Actually, rewatching the video, you'd need the National Guard and then some to hold these people back. Maybe the solution is to abolish a single (or 3) days of savings and turn it into, I dunno, like a month of savings leading up until Christmas. The amount of goods that appear damaged in these videos will simply lead to exchanges or returns. It benefits neither the pissed off consumer or the company reaping its financial gain.
"Black" in Black Friday is derived from a company being in "The Black" as of the end of the fiscal year (which begs the question; why would K-mart have BF sales at all as they've been in the Red for quite some time?) Whatever, I get crafty with all my Christmas gifts. Here son, I quilted you an Xbox One.
|Adham Nu'man |
I guess I'll never go to one of these things 'cause I would probably murder someone.
What the fuck america
If you're gonna use a white people tag for this one you should use a black people tag too. Multiracial shittyness.
Why, WHY would any sane person want to go out into this shit?
I'm sorry. Saving on a toaster is not worth the risk of getting trampled to death. Especially when you can buy all that shit online these days anyway
Spend money on things you don't really need! Hail Mammon!
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