You're not a celebrity until your actions up to and including your death are interpreted as part of a batshit conspiracy.
Also, for someone who worships an all-powerful god, isn't it presumptuous to say that someone was taken before they should have been?
oh of course.
You know, if god wants to send a message, he could just text you instead of killing somebody. Just saying.
That's what Catholic saints are for, they're like Heaven's tech support number.
|The Mothership |
This is heads and tales above most internet conspiracy shit; you could write a masters' thesis on this guy.
Not just this guy, but his followers, too. They'll re-arrange the numbers, letters, pronunciation, etc. of anything until it spells out "Satan" or whatever. The comments are an exercise in both intellectual laziness and mental gymnastics.
TM: I totally agree and at one point even considered doing just that. It's like semiotic theory gone mad or something. But that's what's really interesting to me: the way in which these people interpret 'modernity' or 'postmodernity' or whatever as secularized, evil, etc., without realizing that their sense-making tools (excluding the bible) come from that same satanic milieu. So in a way, it only makes sense that semiotics, as outdated a critical practice as it may be, would eventually get turned back upon itself.
I still prefer the guy who made conspiracies about nothing while watching gay porn. He was more creative.
I like how the Illuminati or Freemasons or whomever left an oh-so-obvious sign where, if you just draw a bunch of lines over the map, it looks like someone's hand doing a bad shadow-puppet of an elephant. Which proves everything.
Did you see the AMERICAN DAD episode "Rapture's Delight", the bizarro Christmas episode from 2009? It was a riff on post-rapture fiction like LEFT BEHIND and the Antichrist was totally based on the Riddler.
Is he screening comments and only letting the craziest comments get through?
"Stupid are Those who don't believe !!!! this shit is 1000% real like come on guys !!! us Humans are being fooled!! Too many fuckin considences everywhwere . !!! and we still do not know shit about anything !! # God have mercy on my soul when they trynna find me,,, I swear Ill Kill them first !!! cuz Im with Jesus all the time and we have an army too! =D "
Something can't be "1000%" real unless "real" was a finite quantity and the new "real" is ten times the amount of the previous "real".
Hey, these people believe God leaves coded messages to them all the time; redefining the concept of percentiles is hardly surprising given their tendency to make things up as they go along.
How long before all major cults start spelling their deity's name with a hashtag, I wonder?
Okay, which one of you is God? This has omnipotent poeTV member written all over it.
Only when im bored.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Oh, this guy again. I would hate to have his mind.
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