Axolotls are not rare. They're semi-common household pets.

Nope actually they are listed by UICN as critically endangered. So..... +5 for pretty damn evil I guess?

Yeah, I just looked on wiki and came here to fess up. I am not too happy about this - axolotls are super great.

I think they're in the basement already after all the other shit they've slapped their name on lately.

What the fuck are you talking about? Vice started as a free magazine to advertise clothing to druggie skaters. If anything they've grown into an awesome source of journalism, but they still have their roots in this kind of stuff and other ridiculous sensationalistic crap.