sasazuka Does FarmersOnly.com have a Man-Seeking-Horse category?
Just asking for a friend.
Xenocide In theory, but almost all the horses are actually goats who photoshopped their profile pictures.
sasazuka Those goats never fool me. Their weird goat eyes are always a dead giveaway.
kingofthenothing Or they're just fat old married goats who pulled up pictures of some hot horse from somewhere on the internet, most likely DeviantArt. You have to use Google Image Search or Tineye. It's the only way to be sure.
Xenocide At first I thought the "city folks just don't get it" line was kind of out of left field, but then I remembered that every single commercial aimed that takes place in a city ends with everyone screaming "FUCK THE COUNTRY!"